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what your favorite inuyasha character in childhood says about you now

inuyasha: trans boy or lesbian with low standards

kagome: a very nice person, but probably painfully, painfully boring

kikyo: goth, not like other girls

sango: lesbian

sesshoumaru: youre either gay or a lesbian and you like fems

koga: gay and a furry

shippo: the mom friend

naraku: you belong in prison

kagura: you’re better than any of us could ever hope to be

miroku: i’m on my way to kill you myself

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and now we return to...................................

………………… the regularly scheduled

him

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Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

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The Tacoma Times, Washington, February 13, 1914

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Agitwo

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I'm so glad sonic is playable in overwatch now

@blizzard

why you gotta do my girl mercy like this

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I’m not being eaten to death by frogs at all right now and that’s just another reason this fucking earth is bullshit

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Anyway Fae is dead I have 15 unread texts I skipped class and I wish I was dead too

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EXCUSE ME WHAT 

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Putting aside that I just had a test question essentially asking about the most effective method of giving head, one of the multiple choice answers was "grab a testicle and twist as hard as you can"

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I’m hungry

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Cool ideas: the “gentle giant” trope, but women. 

Imagine, please: HUGE lady, very kind, gentle, easily flustered 

Imagine: Small tough girlfriend has to climb stepladder to kiss huge girlfriend on the cheek, huge girlfriend blushes furiously