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Yknow what, maybe I deserve to cry in the theater bc ve drank too much and Godzilla was my little brothers greatest passion in life, not my fault he should’ve been here for this

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RIP to this awesome kid, I miss my Gundam buddy 💔

“Why is Gundam Wing rated TV-MA on Hulu? Is it because it contains graphic Zechs scenes?”

- my 12 year old brother

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a couple glasses of wine deep and I spent almost $500 on anime figures. this is why I’m still single

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In case anyone is wondering what that sounds like:

Duo: Some folks just can’t resist my good looks, my style, my charm, and my unflinching ability to listen to Heero sing.

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Quatre: Sorry it took me so long to bail you two out of jail!

Duo: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police

Heero, annoyed: You didn’t have to use mine either

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Relena, turning around to talk to Heero: So we should totally get ice cream— oh! Sorry, I thought my friend was behind me!

Duo: Yeah I’m down!

Relena: Oh, no, sorry, I thought you were my friend—

Duo: I love ice cream. I’m gonna get sprinkles!

Relena: N-No, I didn’t mean to ask you—

Heero: Hey, I thought I lost you

Relena: Oh, thank god, there you are!

Duo: We’re gonna go get ice cream, if you wanna come!

Relena: No. you’re not—

Heero: Who are you?

Relena: I thought he was you and I accidentally asked him if he wanted to get ice cream!

Duo: I’m already getting sprinkles but you can get caramel sauce if you want

Relena: What? We can get the same toppings! You don’t get to call dibs on toppings!

Heero: I call dibs on hot fudge!

Relena: Heero don’t listen to him! We don’t even know him!

Duo: I call dibs on waffle cone!

Heero: Damn, I wanted waffle cone…

Relena: Stop, stop!

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[at Preventers HQ]

Wufei, looking at his ringing phone: One moment, Maxwell is calling… [picks it up] Hello?

Duo: ‘Fei, do you— do you know how to say ‘corn’ in Cantonese?

Wufei: “Suk mai”?

Duo: HAHA SUK MAI NUTS!! [hangs up]

Wufei:

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Why slutshame women when you could slutshame James Bond

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Outside of D&D, I am no hero. I see danger and I just turn heel and run. Or at least that’s what I’ve learned about myself this week. The only reason I came in here was ‘cause those ladies came in straight after you. Now, I was too ashamed to be the one who stayed behind.

Joseph Quinn as Eddie Munson in STRANGER THINGS 4

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They really said, "this character is a FREAK. He sells DRUGS. He holds a KNIFE to Steve's THROAT-" and then he has the biggest, roundest pair of brown eyes on planet and quotes lotr

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dustin: starts hanging out with eddie, an older male figure in his life

steve:

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Eddie Munson + Text Posts ♡

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this super hot guy said he liked my shigaraki tomato shirt and my mating call ref ring workeddd

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1984 where everything is exactly the same except all mentions of “Big Brother” are replaced with “Onii-Chan”

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girls be like “I’m into older men” and then post a picture of kakashi lmao

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My boss just told me I reminded him of his waifu. What do you even say to that. How do you respond.

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UA where everything is exactly the same except Bakugo has a thick Scottish accent