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I see this headline:

As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake. 

They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:

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a few columbo holding dog moments i’m obsessed with

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ok idk if people on here are talking abt this idk if I’ve seen it but one of the funniest/most awkward things about the immediate aftermath of the queen’s death was audiences that night going to see musicals on the west end, specifically Wicked. apparently before the show some official came out and called for a minute or two of silence in honor of the queen. makes sense. silence concludes, lights come down, show begins. the overture begins very loudly with dramatic and fast-moving music, moves to a slower section, and at around the minute mark, becomes a very brassy, loud, cantankerous kind of aggressive melody. and then, after a minute of silence and a minute of overture, the audience is greeted with the first words of this musical, the words that have started the musical every night since 2003, now being sung loud and proud in london on September 8th, 2022:

“Good news! She’s dead!”

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extremely fucked up that the only way out is through

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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I SUMMON THE DUDE!

Shoulda summoned the Dew instead…

(I should note, being able to summon coke-stealing spirit birds is not my “official cadet power”, this was just a silly idea I saw huge potential in exploiting)

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Yarn holder

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Caramelldansen turns 20 this year and frankly I am not prepared for that.

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Happy Ween Y’all 🎃👻😬🍬🍫

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“PLAY!”

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Reblog to give your mutuals one of each 

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