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dolores (thinking): wow, mariano is so thoughtful and deep, hes everything i could want in a man, and hes a poet too, its like i won the lottery

mariano (thinking): why do men have nipples if they dont breastfeed

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Camilo: yeah I give up. I'm tired

Dolores: quick, get the emergency supply!

Mirabel: *brings y/n into the room*

Camilo: AND I AM BACK BABY LET'S GOOO

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Shout out to Camillo

Gotta be one of my favorite genders.

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Smooth (Bruno Madrigal x Reader)

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Ship: Bruno Madrigal x Reader (She/Her pronouns)

Tags: Fluff, flustered Bruno, wingman Camilo

Warnings: None:)

Synopsis: Bruno has never had the courage to talk to Y/N but maybe with a little help from his nephew, he’ll be able to do it

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Yandere Camilo Headcanons

•This boy loves to mess around with you. Be it lighthearted pranks or full on teasing, you name it.

•It's kind of his way of letting you know he likes you, with him always hovering over you whether you're aware of it or not

•His shapeshifting abilities come in real handy in this situation, where he likes to watch you from afar or converse with you whenever he gets the chance

•He even stands in front of his mirror, shapeshifting into you and pretending he's talking to you, acting out his fantasies of what it would be like if you were a couple

•He also uses it as practice for when he has the courage to ask you on a date

•He likes to act smooth and gives you a lot of flowers The only scary thing here is that he knows almost everything about you, some of it from watching you and the others from Dolores

•Dolores knows about this and how unhealthy it's become, but she chose not to butt into his business since it's pretty harmless so far, cute even

•Camilo isn't that dangerous of a yandere since he's mostly the stalker obsessive typeHis love language is food. And since he loves you, whenever he's got food in his hands, he's always sharing it with you.

•But he does get easily jealous when you talk to others while he's there

•He wants 100% of your attention when he's with you and gets irritated when others want to take it away

•He really doesn't think you need anybody else in your life if you've got him. With his shifting abilities he can honestly be anyone you need him to be

•Whenever he sees you're upset, he's always trying to cheer you up but telling you jokes and shifting his appearance to entertain you

•If you talk with the other person for too long, he just grabs your hand "sorry to cut the conversation short, but [name] and I have a lot of chores to do " and drags you away, leaving you confused

•He even occasionally makes you wear his poncho so everyone can acknowledge that, and it gives everyone the impression that you two are already together, which he absolutely doesn't refute

•"Mi amore, that outfit really suits you! You should wear it more often!" He then proceeds to hold your hand, giving it a light kiss. See? that's him trying to charm you

•Like Camilo, please don't. You'll turn [name] into a blushing mess. But that's what he wants to see :)

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Camilo, sweating: y/n, there’s something I need to ask you-

Y/n: Finally! You’re proposing!

Camilo: How’d you know?

Y/n: Camilo, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Y/n: I even picked it up once.

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Bruno: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs." Y/n: Nah, call me, I'll protect you <3