Hello! Alex, 27, nb, they/them, french + english. Teacher, crocheter, singer, writer, forever trying to create something. Ask me anything!
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if i was a streaming service executive i'd live stream shows and movies after they've first aired with the director or cast and ask them to do live commentary
get people to watch your media twice and GIVE US BACK DVD EXTRAS
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why is it that every time i have a teeny tiny chance to maybe fuck this girl i've been flirting with for 5 years one of us gets our period
#i know you can still have sex while on your period#but she has never had sex with someone who has a vagina and is freaked out enough as is
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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
#all the people around me are so pleasantly surprised to see i don't have ads on youtube#because firefox and ubo#and every time i feel like plato barging into the cave#like c'mon people you've been used to this for so long you forgot what the internet can be
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Do you wear a bra to sleep?
Yes, the same one as during the day
Yes, a specific bra for sleeping
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#excuse me#who tf is out there sleeping WITH A BRA ON?????#WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF WHATS WRONG WITH YOU#sometimes i start to think i understand human beings#and then i see shit like this and question my entire worldview
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recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.
who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.
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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional
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oh le palmares 😭😭😭
#je viens de parcourir sa page wikipedia c'est à ne pas en croire ses yeux#7 métiers 5 partis politiques 4 nationalités#wtfrance
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you know what perhaps strange women lying in ponds distributing swords IS a pretty solid basis of government actually
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Did this quick doodle a few days ago, used it as value practice! :D
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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess
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honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that
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english in a french uni is so fucking funny all it takes is putting on a british accent and you get your teacher’s nut sack in the palm of your hand bcs every student here is illiterate
#oh i remember those days#this trick got me out of grammar lessons for two years#also listening and writing exercises it was grand#i was the only one participating in lit class#every thursday morning my teacher and i would just vibe and discuss macbeth for an hour#while 25 kids were staring at me like i was an alien
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I came across the below post and obviously I thought of Caleb.. I would not be surprised if this has been done before hahah. Anyway, tis my tribute to tonight's ✨Reunion✨
#my headcanon is that sometimes it's Liesl#and sometimes it's essek polymorphed as their cat#caleb can tell right away but the students are clueless#they sometimes use this trick to catch students who are suspected of cheating#cat!essek sits on the student's exam paper as they're copying off of another kid#and just reverts back to his drow form but still sitting in cat pose and stares at the student#this causes a few panic attacks but after a while there are no more instances of cheating#the students starts betting on whether the cat is a real cat today#essek only reverts to drow form when the students he likes have placed a bet on him being himself
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my dad, trying to explain the concept of money to me: say you have a sandwich, and i need your sandwich. but i don't have anything to give you. you're not just gonna give it to me.
me: i would just give it to you.
my dad:
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i'm genuinely having so much fun writing a jock protagonist. can't believe i never tried this before. all these years i've been limiting myself needlessly
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Faig Ahmed is renowned for his mesmerizing textile pieces. He completed his most recent carpet design after months of interruption caused by the COVID-19 pandemic. This remarkable red tapestry, ‘Doubts’, features intricate patterns that dissolve into a viscous fluid shape, framed by white tassels.
Ahmed’s contemporary carpets are based on traditional textile craftsmanship, which he then deconstructs and reimagines in new and exciting ways.
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