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The fact that we have a desert in Germany still freaks me out. Like this should not be, but it is.

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best friend goals

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So this is 8 ½ minutes long but i guarantee you it’s the best 8 ½ minutes of TV you’ll see this week.

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Asked for a voicemail from Vicki for my voicemail this year. got this. thanks Misha I’m now dead from hysterics

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Newt just being a Hufflepuff

–Hufflepuff Qualities of Newt Scamander–

Friendliness 

Being friendly because … friendly.

Loyalty 

Loyal … even to a fault.

Hardworking

A passion he has a very strong work ethic for

Honest

I annoy people

Inclusive

Even of “outsiders”

Tolerant

I know you have rather backwards laws about muggles

Dedicated

The last breeding pair in existence

Patient

How do you catch something like that?

Compassionate

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Half of me: Jess and Rory should’ve ended up together

The other half: Jess deserves more than a self absorbed serial cheater

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It’s what it is - you, me.

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reasons why i am a niffler:

want dat money

cute but also a pain

TROUBLE

lives in a nest of gold/jewels but deserves more you know

not stealth but tries

mum (newt), i gotta explore the world trust me i got this

*later that same day* right it looks like i need you to bail me out but in reality i do actually need that

is a fantastic beast

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Apparently in the Taronga Zoo in Sydney baby short beaked echidnas were born for the first time in thirty years and i’m pretty sure Newt Scamander just lost his niffler again.

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when i say “unfollow me if you support trump” im not saying it ironically. no, seriously, if you support trump then i dont want your disgraceful ass to be in any way associated with my blog. get out.

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