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You may not like it, but this is what peak human performance looks like

I've had this thought for a while but only just realized I have a tumblr now so I can actually get that thought to reach ppl who'll share my level of madness.

So Sonic yeah? Pretty much the entire main cast are all anthropomorphic animals, excluding Eggman and his family tree. Across adaptations of Sonic, there's not a lot of consistency on what the general population outside of Sonic and the Gang are composed of. In shows like Boom, Prime, and the IDW comics, it's almost entirely animals, and Eggman's the odd one out:

But in other versions, where there are humans, Eggman still sticks out like a sore thumb:

It's also worth noting that in some Sonic games, there are regular, non-anthropomorphic animals in addition to anthropomorphic versions

(Yes, Vector is a crocodile not an alligator, but they're close enough taxonomically to be significant. You can't convince me that the difference between alligators and crocodiles in this universe is that one swims in freshwater and the other has bills to pay)

So here's my theory: there's cartoonish, anthropomorphic versions and realistic, non-anthropomorphic versions of the animals, right? So why wouldn't this extend to humans? After all, they're mammals just like hedgehogs and foxes are. AND THAT'S WHAT EGGMAN IS. He's an anthropomorphic animal like Sonic, it just happens to be that the animal he's based on is a human.

Eggman is an anthropomorphic human. He's human squared.

Thank you

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Coolest shit I've seen all day

Beyblade

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I almost certainly don't have enough followers to make this worth it, but gonna do it anyway. Feel free to reblog for reach:

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haha brain

Ok so everyone is REELING after the last episode of tmagp!! I’ve seen lots of discussion about the name drops at the end and the “HELP ALONE TOGETHER OUT OUT OUT”, but I haven’t see anyone talking about Hans Berger’s dream yet

Two forces, alone and separated, with no way of knowing about each other. The complete incompatibility of them, despite being right there; maybe in another universe…?

It feels significant regarding jmj, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. Can anyone else articulate it?

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[walks up to a gay couple] so who died in a cycling accident and who died of a heart thing?

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Alice X Gwen ship is growing more and more tangible by the second

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I've been reading Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell (great book would recommend) and I've just finished the second volume.

BOY do I have opinions

spoiler warning?

I can't FUCKING believe that stupid piece of shit Fae took best girl Arabella

just fucking took her no deals no nothing

I understand that this is fiction and that the plot needed moving but come on! Not Arabella! She does not deserve any of this! neither did lady pole for that matter

If Strange is fooled by that bastard with the fluffy hair's illusion I'm gonna flip my shit! He better find the fuck out and open that fairy fuck a brand new fucking orifice!

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I fucking called it after the first episode one I thought that Alice was the most class conscious one

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They say Marie Antoinette's body is buried in a lead coffin

best description of morgan spurlock's legacy ever

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Yknow how people say they picture senshi and it helps them cook? I think I’m doing something wrong (DO NOT DO THIS)

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Alexander J Newall please spend less time on the internet I am begging

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The angler fish

LOL

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I collected a whole bunch of random audio files from DiscMaster and thought this would be apt

it is very late where I live

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DeltaruneExplosion.WAV

Canon Interference

@comicaurora Normalize depicting authors as eldritch entities that are there to keep the plotline stable

I didn't release this, it fucking escaped