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Elon must should invent an amazing laser gun to shoot himself in the mouth with
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Do you have a go to pizza order
Oh yes. Cheese pizza w extra cheese, fuckin love cheese.
Meat lovers is also good. Bell peppers also good. But i usually just get extra cheese
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Steve From “Blue’s Clues” Just Checked In On “The Kids He Raised” And Gave Them A Safe Space To Offload After Donald Trump’s Election Victory.
Interestingly, Steve doesn’t even speak in the 59-second video, but appears to give viewers a comforting presence as he enters the outdoors shot and “offers them” a hot drink.
And many of the comments thanked Steve for offering them this safe space, with one person writing: “As a trans man, I felt this to my core. I took the breath with you then started bawling. Thank you.”
“The man who is a staple of my childhood didn’t say a single word and it brought me to tears. Steve, thank you. I don’t know where we go from here,” somebody else wrote.
Another popular comment reads: “He didn’t say A WORD and said everything at the same time. This man should be guarded at all costs.”
“Neither of my dads checked in on me today. But you did Steve. Thank you,” one more acknowledged.
“So much responsibility on Steve’s hands to make sure we are okay. We need to make sure he’s doing okay too. I mean I’m not doing great, but he’s still looking after the kids he raised,” somebody else added.
While another concluded: “I bet you didn’t think you’d still be raising us all these years later, Steve, but thank you for still being here.”
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you walk into my room and there’s no furniture except a foliage-bedded tent and a campfire roasting can of baked beans and some logs
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I pet Taiga’s soft fluffy tummy
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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking
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Give a man a horse he’ll eat for a day teach a man to horse and make him drinks water
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do u think omegaverse acknowledges covid-19 and the generation of people who permanently lost their sense of smell like how are they all scenting each other now is the omegaverse economy in shambles
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Everyone has a single moment in their life where they have an opportunity to accomplish something truly incredible. Will you seize that moment, or let it slip away?
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“Yeah” -my partner in a knowing and silly voice
my penis is 9 foot long and i can crack it like a whip.
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