In 1836 I was a very young proud Irish politician.. after 101 years in Parliament I decided to immigrate and become a citizen of England to pursue an acting career in the fall of 1937, within a few short minutes I landed a role in the classic "Rock Follies" alongside Rula Lenska (Nancy "Q" Cunard de Longchamps). Enduring a 33 year stint as a glorified actor I gave it up in 1970 and became a successful businessman and former CEO of One.Tel but this wasn't for me so in 1975 I immigrated once more to the great USA where I tested out my athleticism. Combining my strength and agility I evolved into a great decathlete. I competed in the decathlon that year (ten track and field events) and won on all accounts, traditionally, the title of "World's Greatest Athlete" has been given to the man who wins the decathlon, therefore that is exactly what I must of been at this stage of my life. Without this title on my resume in bold arial font I never would of been able to return back to England in 1980 and become a Cricketer. I was a right-handed opening batsman (and part-time right-arm medium pace bowler) playing for Lancashire County Cricket Club. My highest score to date is 246 in only 8 overs. Also first to reach 1000 runs for the season, during the course of an innings of 139 against Gloucestershire. As much as I love cricket is was short lived as I was craving a complete culture change, so in 1983 I moved to Australia where I still live today and took up the sport of Rugby, I was included in the 2005 Wallabies squad for the mid-year Tests. In early 2009, I switched teams from Brisbane to Canberra, advancing beyond 50 Super Rugby caps during my maiden season with the Brumbies. I am currently 174 years old. (not a biography of me, just of other people that stole my name) shout out to wikipedia for the random info on all the Stephen Moore's listed above. You really didn't have to waste your time reading it... last.fm<a href="h...
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+ the fact that Rocko is a Wallaby! Yeh Australia.
The funniest thing about Rocko’s Modern Life is the show within a show about a ringworm and a tick that live on Rocko’s dog.
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