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James Gant + Holly-Anne Hull

London 2023 | @lasagnatrades master

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sources? a little birdie, et al. (2024)

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the girlies that get it

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inside me there are another two wolves

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This should be posted on 11/11 but I couldn't finish it until now :)

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People don't say skank anymore

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*voice of a lich extending his skeletal finger towards the forehead of a captured kneeling knight* TBH ... you seem Chill...

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A grey alien shoots you in the head 40 times with a ray gun, and then falls to his knees sobbing uncontrollably.

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in general i try to like play it cool and not bring up my insane obsession with the phantom of the opera and its related properties and works irl (online is harder to contain and i fail more every day but at least LATELY it's been diverted here).

but. i cannot resist the Um Actually when it comes to erik having been talking to christine through the drywall since CHILDHOOD in the movie! i can't let people think i'm signed up for THAT newsletter! you have to understand... she's applying to grad schools and being accepted and then simply never attending. her name is Drywall Daae because she's starin at it for months and months on end. she's working her retail job listlessly and her teenage coworkers are like "man i hope she's okay... i hope she doesn't dissociate driving home in her busted 2002 toyota matrix... what if she hits a deer in the road" but then also one day she pulls the world's worst espresso shot and flings it directly at a customer who is being too Customerly with her. portafilter and all. and her boss would not dare fire her for this because it's just nice to see her so passionate in the workplace :)

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didn't finish my .ass files before the viewing BUT they'd seen the movie enough times as preteens to grasp the audio well enough. was really enriching to show my beloved friends hugh panaro camping it up across the stage and watch them contort in astonishment and horror whenever he did or said anything at a new height of clowncuntery

irl friends have been asking to watch a phantom bootleg for like five months straight now and have now specifically requested a viewing tomorrow. trying to decide on what cam to view or frankencam into being. trying to decide WHAT level of slutrot to blast at loved ones who will have to look me in the eye after and possibly during

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Dude i totally get why you say “help” now. It’s literally like, ....help! lol

like girl... help! lol

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Saturday, Nov. 23, 2024 • 9 p.m. EST: James Gant, Holly-Anne Hull & Matt Blaker (London 2023)

This is! such! a good! performance!! It was incredibly popular the last time I streamed it, and it's also Holly and Matt's last show.

As always, the stream will be on cy.tube and shy anons are welcome. For more info, please see the Saturday Streams FAQ! Link and password will be posted here at 8:45.

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academic deliberation has led the council to its choice. aegisub has been opened. it is done

irl friends have been asking to watch a phantom bootleg for like five months straight now and have now specifically requested a viewing tomorrow. trying to decide on what cam to view or frankencam into being. trying to decide WHAT level of slutrot to blast at loved ones who will have to look me in the eye after and possibly during

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tierlist?

beautiful name for a baby girl

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making a spreadsheet to evaluate options. making bespoke and coloured subtitles for whatever i decide upon like it's an anime fansub i'm cradling the sweet infant face of

irl friends have been asking to watch a phantom bootleg for like five months straight now and have now specifically requested a viewing tomorrow. trying to decide on what cam to view or frankencam into being. trying to decide WHAT level of slutrot to blast at loved ones who will have to look me in the eye after and possibly during

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GOD I WISH THIS STUPID WEBSITE WAS THE STUPID WEBSITE I BECAME MOST ACCUSTOMED TO POSTING ON OVER THE LAST TEN YEARS. BORN TO TWEET FORCED TO TEXTPOST

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them.🎭