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sorry to be back on this account on this beat again but the soup recipe called for white wine so as you can imagine i am fairly in my feelings: if you are like a 30+ y/o person who could by most measures glide through life being perceived as "A Normie" but you still are like "trans people are fine" or "zionism, not so good" or like "immigrants are people" youre so cool. i am too old now for it to be COOL for me to think anyone or anything is cool but i do. my time in my 20s is so so soooo limited i have to make sure i assign cool points as fervently as possible before i dissolve... youre so cool....

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almost posted a draft about a plotless modern ec au that grew so long and earnest it needed an LJ cut to publish it. please breath a sigh of relief and clap

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i'm doing teenage self-insertion fantasy shit except i'm at my seasonal retail job they did NOT provide me training for and my manager is telling me to drag pallets of stock to unmaintained unsafe zones of the building without any training or PPE or explanation and i'm staring at the piles of forklift parts and dead spiders and moldy topsoil like wow 🩷 what if someone lived in there 🥵

i have such a soft spot for aimless christine daaes who are like 24 to 39 years old. working at the most miserable retail jobs ever devised. she's working at the Paste Factory making sure all the sludges and slimes are equally bleak. she's a sales associate at the Get Coughed On By Customers warehouse but they only give her like five hours a week and that shit is notttt covering her SNRI rotations

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organizing my little fanfictions today

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i have such a soft spot for aimless christine daaes who are like 24 to 39 years old. working at the most miserable retail jobs ever devised. she's working at the Paste Factory making sure all the sludges and slimes are equally bleak. she's a sales associate at the Get Coughed On By Customers warehouse but they only give her like five hours a week and that shit is notttt covering her SNRI rotations

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the BEST PART about christine daae is that she is old enough to be comparing grad school programs to apply to. she's old enough to have already tried postsecondary education AND old enough to have already dropped out of it. this is WHY it's so good that she's like always spacing out staring at the drop ceiling wondering if there's a big enough gap around the fluorescent lights for a wheel with eyes and a sexual voice to fit up there. this is WHY it's so good when she talks about seeing a goblin and raoul is like "baby i don't see a single goblin anywhere" and she's like Well they're fucking EVERYWHERE so KEEP UP. there's no juice if she's a baby. get real

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for the record it's also swag to take a ten year break between chapters for any other reason including "felt like it" or "brain not so good" or "idk." and it's also fairly swag to abandon fics also. even serially. if you post one chapter of something meant to have 20 and then say "ehhh... nvm" i am giving you a meaty salute. i only apologize for how you may find me on that lone chapter a full decade later still sipping on the broth

to balance out the bummerposting: every time i get to make acquaintance with like a 40+ parent here in the phantom pit who is like truly rolling with the LGBTs... truly fine with transgendification... you are the coolest motherfuckers on earth. you are all sincerely so fucking cool

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obviously you're also cool if you are sub-40 or a non-parent. and obviously sometimes you are rolling with the LGBTs because you ARE the LGBTs. but there is an extra layer of sentimental appreciation i feel when someone with a kid is like "if my kid was trans i personally still wouldn't throw them in the child-mulching machine i would probably treat them like basically the same as before." and there is an undeniable additional level of swag to being like "hey sorry for the 10 year delay between chapters but now that all my kids are in school i have time once more to tell you about my phantom of the opera sex visions"

to balance out the bummerposting: every time i get to make acquaintance with like a 40+ parent here in the phantom pit who is like truly rolling with the LGBTs... truly fine with transgendification... you are the coolest motherfuckers on earth. you are all sincerely so fucking cool

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to balance out the bummerposting: every time i get to make acquaintance with like a 40+ parent here in the phantom pit who is like truly rolling with the LGBTs... truly fine with transgendification... you are the coolest motherfuckers on earth. you are all sincerely so fucking cool

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who else did this

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guy who’s terrible at sucking dick but he had a bad childhood so you have to grade on a curve because otherwise you’d make him sad and he’s already had a hard enough life

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nobody does it like tumblr

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Being poor makes you so crazy. I've never been able to afford nice kitchen stuff, right? Well, my partner just got me my first mug that's microwave safe, and I've been microwaving everything in all of god's creation in that thing. Hang on a second.

I fucking hate my piece of shit phone. It's always suggesting these scary emojis, like, yeah, when I accidentally hit the emoji button, I wanted SCORPION MONKEY to show up. Thanks so much.

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the ending of this chapter of blossoming transported me to the most beautiful meadow and made me skip across it like a baby deer in the golden sunlight amongst the flowers and butterflies and bees

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realizing maybe i won't reach my target demo if i keep doing things like comparing erik to "Gruel"