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testing 1, 2, 3

testing testing

this thing on?

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“Fuck” Sentence Starters

Angry

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”

“Fuck this.”

“Get the fuck out of here.”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Fuck that!”

“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”

“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”

“Shut the fuck up.“

“Get your fucking act together.”

“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”

“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”

“Get your fucking hands off of me!”

“Stay the fuck away from me.”

“Who stole my fucking shit?!”

“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”

“You wanna fucking go, punk?”

“Get the fuck over it.”

“Where the fuck have you been?”

“What the fuck do you want from me?”

Sad

“Fuck life.” 

“No, I’m not fucking over it.”

“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”

“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”

“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”

“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”

“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”

“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”

“I fucking miss him/her/them.”

“Who the fuck cares?”

“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”

“I fucked up my own life.”

“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”

Insults

“Fuck you!”

“I fucked your mom last night.” 

“You’re a fucking asshole.”

“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?” 

“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?” 

“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“Motherfucker!”

“Wow, that’s fucking small.”

“Get the fuck over yourself.”

Sexy

“Fuck me.”

“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”

“I’d fuck you all night long.”

“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”

“You look so fucking hot right now.”

“Fuck–faster~”

“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”

“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”

“Babe, fuck–not here.”

“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”

“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”

“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”

“F-fuck–please–~”

“I’d let you fuck me any day.”

“You better use a fucking condom.”

“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”

“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”

“Fuck, it’s big.”

“Let’s make a fucking baby.”

Situations

“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”

“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”

“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”

“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”

“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”

“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”

“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”

“What the fuck did we do last night?”

“Where the fuck am I?”

“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”

“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”

“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”

“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”

“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”

“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”

“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”

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iclearupyourshit‌:

“Merry Christmas!”

“Please tell me you got me something sexy...please tell me.”

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i am so excited like idk what to do with myself. i miss all my peoples and wifeys and hubbys like where is everyone?? i need my loves

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wow my parents surprised me with a MacBook for Christmas wtf I can't even right now

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HOLY SHIT MY LAPTOP CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!!!!

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general update:

i miss you all so fcking much

and im still working on getting a new laptop. i have a few in mind, but if anyone has any suggestions for what, that would help.

also i miss you all, so much, like you have no idea

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I'm hoping and praying to be able to actually come back to you beautiful people in the near future. It's our busiest season at work so I haven't had all the time or energy to really come on, and on top of that my laptop doesn't connect to any wifi anymore. I've tried everything and still nothing. So I'll probably have to get a new laptop. ugh, fuck me. I'm sorry I'm the worst and I hope that I can come back to you guys as soon as I can

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Descendants 2 ― Space Between “'Cause you’re a part of me so you can find me in the space between.”

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look at this lil ray of sunshine. you know what he wants? SEBLAINE. i did this to myself by watching i want you back, i know. its my own fault. 

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requested by @whatdiditellyouflawless

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like for a starter from ALEC LIGHTWOOD or MAGNUS BANE from SHADOWHUNTERS. specify who with a reply, otherwise will be random! *NOTE* won’t be from current episodes since i am not caught up