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Ernie: to prove you're the real Bert, tell me something only the real Bert would know!

What did I write in your birthday card two years ago?! WORD. FOR. WORD.

Bert: Ernie, there's no way I would remember that.

Ernie, hurt: I remember!

Reminds me of one of my Favorite B/E skits.

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“Count von Count in a black and white detective movie”

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“Scrooge McDuck dressed up as Count von Count for Halloween”

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“Bert and Ernie dress up as Perry the Platypus and Dr. Doofenshmirtz for Halloween”

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Do I love Dall E 3! I put in “Count von Count in overalls by a farm with animals”

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Bert: My leg fell asleep.

Ernie: Quick, draw a mustache on it. It'll be so surprised when it wakes up!

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I’m noticing a theme in these books…

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I was looking at art on Pinterest and I found this photo of these ocs. Is it just me or does the boy look familiar?

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Telly: *pointing to a triangle* See? It's 90 degrees.

Ernie: How can it be 90 degrees? It's October!

Telly: No no, the angle is…

Grover: Is it because of global warming?

Telly: NO

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Count: I wasn't sure what kind of chocolate you liked, so I got them all.

Natasha: Count, there are like three-hundred boxes here..

Count: | panicked, okay? Valentine's Day can be very stressful!

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Bert: Grover! Where's Ernie?

Grover : I have not seen him since I last saw him.

Bert: Where did you last see him?

Grover: Where I last saw him.

Bert: And that is-?

Grover: The place where I last saw him.

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Ernie: So if vegetable oil is made from vegetables and if coconut oil is made from coconuts, then is BABY OIL-

Bert: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE PEACEFUL DINNER FOR ONCE?!

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Elmo: What's it like being tall?

Elmo: Is it nice?

Elmo: Can you reach the cupboards comfortably?

Bert: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Ernie: It was one time! ONCE!

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Oscar: *makes Big Bird a cup of tea but puts salt in it*

Big Bird: *sips tea*

Oscar:

Big Bird: *finishes tea*

Oscar: Didn't it taste bad?!

Big Bird: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings, so I drank it all.

Oscar, tearing up: Oh, okay.

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Ernie: *smiling to himself*

Grover: What are you so happy about?

Ernie: I put a bunch of rubber duckies in random places.

Bert, from the other room: Ernie! Why on earth is there a rubber duck in my leftovers from yesterday?!

Ernie: And so it begins…

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Bert: Grover! Where's Ernie?

Grover : I have not seen him since I last saw him.

Bert: Where did you last see him?

Grover: Where I last saw him.

Bert: And that is-?

Grover: The place where I last saw him.