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I can’t get into it without outing myself and my job, but damn I wish people could figure out how to break the rules on their own. If you involve me, if you tell me you’re going to violate a contract, I am required to do something. I’m not a cop! I’m not a narc! You could simply not tell me this shit! I am begging you to not tell me! Don’t send me an email to my work address that says “I’m going to violate our contract, how would you suggest I do it?” Well first things first don’t fucking tell me
#hey remember calls with customer service are recorded#especially your insurance company#just something to keep in mind
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I feel like everyone has their own go-to fake name for Benedict Cumberbatch. Mine is Bramblesnoot Crinkledink
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I don’t like being referred to as a boy
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the way he rly dgaf when helly steals his walkie like 😭 can he not have his moment for two fucking seconds before mdr has to pull out the anti-establishment conspiracy... its every fucking day with these ppl
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SEVERANCE 2.10 Dear Innie, I've read your request and organized my response into three points. Point one: fuck you.
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yeah i trust her. she's framed really normal and trustworthy here. don't worry about it
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Julian and Garak on a lunch date for @spyrograph on Pillowfort!
They were married, right?
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Ann loves to bake her family’s favorite M&M cookies! Check out the recipe and vote for them in the Presidential Cookie Bake-Off! http://mi.tt/Mx2wqg
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Ann loves to bake her family’s favorite M&M cookies! Check out the recipe and vote for them in the Presidential Cookie Bake-Off! http://mi.tt/Mx2wqg
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Score a piece of history. Sign up today for your chance to win a guitar signed by Kid Rock and Paul Ryan http://mi.tt/R7ac4J
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Follow the debate tonight as soon as Mitt takes the stage http://debates.mittromney.com/
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SEVERANCE 2.10 | Cold Harbor
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