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Ah shit my bowling team has unionized

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bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes

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posting this home-baked ms paint meme for public use :)

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his tuoy

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chilling in the south pole (redraw of an old piece)

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My five year plan is to listen to music

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im so tired of being unable to say "no/please stop" because if i do the other person will hurt themself

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being a pepper plant has to be so weird.

Imagine evolving capsaicin specifically to stop mammals from eating your fruits, and then a mammal comes along that not only will eat your fruits, but likes them specifically because of the capsaicin, so much that it starts using its weird paws to distribute and care for your seeds, which turns into a strong selective force that literally starts evolving you into producing MORE capsaicin and makes you a WAY more successful and wider ranged species than you ever were before

simply because this mammal LOVES Pain Chemical. that evolved specifically to produce pain in mammals. It's not that the capsaicin isn't WORKING. It's just that these freaks like it.

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some things i didn’t realize i needed to hear…

you have permission to make mistakes. you have permission to fail. you have permission to be sad. you have permission to not be over it. you have permission to struggle with difficult things or even “easy” things.

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also a poem from the new, unreleased collection. very possibly my own all-time favourite.

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this too shall pass but that doesn’t make it suck any less right now

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sometimes I feel like people who freak out about keeping science fiction and fantasy separate and distinct are like that little kid who doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch on their plate. It's all imaginative fiction, folks. Most science fiction is a little bit fantasy and most fantasy is a little bit science fiction. It's all good and categories are fake.

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Everyone shut up. There's images of men in comprising positions online you can look at

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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

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this could be the snart of something big