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MEAN MEN

Mean men who love teasing you until you’re all flustered and mad at him, completely overstimulated by his nasty remarks and foul tongue. And he doesn’t stop, no matter how much you beg him to until you tear up. 

Mean men who can’t help but laugh when you get all pouty and start cursing at him, before ignoring him and giving him the silent treatment. You’re so adorable, he cannot take you seriously. 

Mean men who will do anything to get your attention; tapping your shoulder, texting you nonstop, calling your name, even that fucking infuriating nickname you so much hate. All just so he gets your attention. 

Mean men who will start touching you, while whispering sweet little things as he tries to make amends about making you (almost) cry. You can’t blame him, though. You’re just too irresistible not to tease. 

Mean men who will get on his knees and suck your pussy as an apology, for once using his tongue for your benefit. He toys with your clit and sloppily makes out with your sweet cunt, smirking at how you’re trying to pretend you’re still angered with him, despite your pussy throbbing with need. 

Mean men who will pull away just as you’re about to cum, only because you denied him the happiness of hearing your moans. He just smiles when you start cursing at him all over again, but this time, he has no intention of letting you go. 

Mean men who will pin you down with his weight and fuck you until you’re crying and moaning his name. Your scratches and bites of revenge only urge him to fuck you harder. Until the only thing in your mind is him and only him. 

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Said it a year ago and I’ll say it again.

Pirate all your favorite shows, movies and games while you still have the chance.

Oh, and never stop supporting physical media.

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Me🫱🫲my earbuds

𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑑𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑒𝑟

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Beetlejuice in the first movie: I want to get back to the land of the living to terrorize humanity in any way that I can, this weird goth girl is just a means to an end

Beetlejuice in the sequel, who keeps a framed picture of Lydia on his desk: It has been thirty years since I've seen my wife Lydia Deetz, the love of my life, my one and only, my other half, the only woman I’ve ever truly loved, my—

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THINGS I NOTICED WHILE WATCHING BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE AGAIN:

This is a very Beetlebabes-centric post, so if you don’t like the ship, please feel free to scroll away. <3

Beetlejuice cut Delores’ ring finger off, and while it was originally a fun joke in the first movie, there’s deep implications about that action when we look at it with the context of the second film. Beetlejuice attacked her after she betrayed him. Anyone would want to kill the person that poisoned them, but the fact that he took the time to find her finger and deliberately cut her ring finger off (and ONLY that finger) reflects how much that marriage meant to him. It also symbolizes that he’s effectively dissolving their marriage. He’s cut off the physical representation of their love and taken the ring, which he tries to give to Lydia hundreds of years later. He held onto that ring for centuries in hopes of finding someone he deemed worthy of it.

He calls his dynamic with Lydia a long-distance relationship, which could’ve been a throwaway joke if not for the fact that when he clearly notices how hot Janet is, he never talks to her or gropes her like he did with Barbara prior to meeting Lydia. Keaton said BJ wouldn’t be politically correct, so this isn’t to reflect the current political climate, but rather to reflect BJ’s motivations.

Beetlejuice was jobless at the start of the first movie, and in thirty years he’s built a company for his bio-exorcisms. Coupled with the picture of Lydia on his desk, it’s possible he did this to impress her. After all, she’s famous and rich now. BJ’s gotta step it up, y’know?

Probably overheard the convo between Lydia and Rory and deliberately bugged her at that time, because if he can possess the phone or whatever, he can probably use it to eavesdrop. This can be further supported by how he got rid of the influencers but kept the people that mattered to Lydia present—Delia and Astrid.

We can also assume he overheard the conversation where Lydia said that Rory loves her and that has to be enough because of the panning to a gravestone. BJ has a special fascination with graveyards, even tiny model ones. If he did overhear them, it explains why he used the truth serum on Rory. He’s testing him. He wants to see if this guy actually loves Lydia or if he’s using her, and then he gives Lydia the means to exact revenge on Rory rather than doing anything himself.

Lydia spends half the movie being strong -armed into a marriage with Rory, and in a way, it’s reminiscent of the first movie’s marriage attempt. Rory dangles their “love” in front of her like a carrot, and if she doesn’t want to be alone, she has to accept his manipulation and agree to get married. Yet she immediately offers it to Beetlejuice, only sounding annoyed rather than terrified. And the movie spends a lot of time proving that BJ has sincere motives this time around, whereas Rory doesn’t. It pushes an underlying message that if one of these guys is going to be a better choice, it’ll be BJ.

Despite Lydia having a tendency to back out of their deals, he still helps her first. He prioritizes saving Astrid even before finding his “runaway bride” again.

Casually calls Lydia the love of his life, looks so sincere when he says he’ll make her so happy. Clearly spent those 30 years planning that dream-dance sequence.

He doesn’t seem to care that Lydia’s sending him away. That coupled with the end scene illustrates how confident he is this time around. Lydia is still stuck with him, and even if he didn’t get her this time, he will eventually. But he also knows how spooked she is by marriage after being a snoop, so it’s possible that he’s just taking it slow on purpose.

In conclusion: Beetlejuice genuinely does want to be with Lydia and care about her. His feelings have evolved beyond permanent residence in the mortal world. If anything, if he still wants that, it’s so he can be by her side.

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wait that would make a lot of sense as to why i feel better after making fanart

My therapist just told me my problem is that I need to write more fanfiction.

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Thrax Headcanon

WARNINGS⚠️: Thrax is freaky, mentioned blood, suggestiveness.

Thrax likes every part of you. Most importantly, he likes your blood. If you get some sort of cut or injury, he’ll hold you and lick the damn wound like the freak he is.

He is just the weirdest guy. Sexy weird, but still weird nonetheless. But it’s fine, you creep on each other mutually. He just… freaky. He likes your blood a lot with no particular reason. Is it in his nature as a virus? Maybe. Or maybe something’s just off with the wires in his brain. He loves you anyhow, and that’s the point.

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Hi! I wanted to request a kissing headcanon with Thrax from Osmosis Jones. Or a romantic scenario just but with Thrax. Thanks in advance if you reply 🙏

okie dokie!

THRAX KISSING HEADCANNONS

• Thrax is the guy when there’s a meeting, he’ll just give ya a kiss on the hand. He’s not the guy with PDA, but he rather enjoys showing his love for ya in the littlest things like kissing your hand or cheek.

• When you and him are just by yourselves, just having a break day or brainstorming. He’s not afraid to heat things up, he’ll start giving you pecks out of nowhere. Then when the time is right, while you’re talking. He’ll just start kissing out of nowhere! Then everything y’all will be doing is suddenly to a halt until y’all are done.

• watch his hands, especially his claw, cause they can go anywhere and I mean anywhere!

• when his has the time and you both are outside, walking around. He’ll grab ya to a near by alley way then….you can be creative what happens next.

• He can be a hopeless romantic if he wants, when your around he can just think of the cutest things you can do with each other, then he’ll be weak to his knees.

• He loves ranking his hands through your hair to deepen the kiss, and to make you weak too.

•He’s go to is your lips, hands, and cheeks. For god sakes let him show you his love, he burns out so freaking easy from the amount of work to fill his goal!

• In the mornings, he’ll kiss your neck if you are up first to make breakfast, he’ll wrap his arms around you and got to your neck to remind you that he does love you.

• now, if it’s the butt crack of dawn and he’s up first for work, and he wants to bring you. He’ll kiss you until you wake up, he does not care if you are a heavy sleeper or a light sleeper (okay, he does care if you are a heavy sleeper, he’ll pour water on you)

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I have a slight feeling that Beetlebabes will end like this

I don't really see it as very feasible that they will actually end up together (my heart broke when I thought about this).

I think they are going to get married, but they will not live together... Probably, Delores will murder him again or to protect them from the madness of his ex, Beetlejuice would sacrifice himself to protect Lydia and her daughter.

What I'm trying to say, is that if they are still in danger it would be a great redemption for Beetlejuice to sacrifice himself, and even if Beetlejuice is really loving Lydia, then he will let her go as a last act of love...

Winona has said that she has been shipping them since she was 15 years old... And that now she has openly told us this desire... It's probably NOT a SPOILER, but it's a central theme in the movie.

If they DON'T stay together, (because of plot issues, script and things like that), Winona has probably contributed a similar kind of idea.

If they can NOT be together, then they will have to secure a couple of tears in telling us that Beetlejuice loves Lydia enough to sacrifice himself for her. It would show us an evolution of character and its redemption, but with the price of giving EVERYTHING IT LONGED FOR MOST.

Being a man again and the feeling of being loved in the same way

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EVERYTHING IS CANCELLED WISH WENDY CORDUROY A HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENDY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENDY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENDY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WENDY!!

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How J.K. Rowling felt after basing Snape on her chemistry teacher (who she quite incorrectly thought hated her) thinking he would never see it (he was good friends with her mother, loved the series, and wrote magical beast fanfiction because he — and I have many sources for this — was a mega-nerd, autistic, multi-talented, innately wizard-ish Welshman).

I looked into this guy because I was wondering what he could have possibly done to get Snape, of all characters, based on him. The only thing I could find was that apparently J.K. Rowling took his autistic socializing as “he doesn’t like me” and that this guy was actually a really nice person. Like, unusually so. I went to read up on it again for the sake of this post and had a bunch of “Oh, that’s right; he totally did have a restroom with disabled access installed in the science department for J.K. Rowling’s T.A. mother who was ill” moments, some “Oh, that’s right; he totally was a pillar of his community who went around doing welfare checks on people with violent exes even when he was on his deathbed” moments, some, “Oh yeah, he totally was a feminist who lobbied for women’s rights on a regular basis (my uncle who likes Harry Potter joked that this is why J.K. Rowling didn’t like him)” moments, and some “Oh, yeah; he totally did used to compare his chemistry class to potion making and wizards when kids got bored and sing about it in Welsh with wizard robes on randomly throughout and at the end of the year like a freaking nerd years before Harry Potter was even conceived” moments.

TL;DR: This has been a J.K. Rowling are you fucking kidding me post and also Snape is a feminist by proxy; I don’t make the rules.

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i am absolutely begging now. mahmoud is so close to his goal. literally so fucking close. i dont know this man personally but ive been following his updates for months and months. please, just, if you see this, please stop to reblog it. i need people to see it. please.

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delulu girls favorite part of the day

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Did this fanart due to the pro-palestine play, 'My name is Rachel Corrie', that Alan Rickman, Snape's actor, directed

for any donation above 25$ I'll draw your favorite character like in the fanart above (holding the Palestine flag too if you want) 💕

read more about Rachel and Rickman's play | donate to families in gaza

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can't wait for biden to resign from the campaign this sunday, july 21 2024

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can't wait for biden to resign from the campaign this sunday, july 21 2024