walterwhited
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Yo, I'm Melissa. I'm a dog trainer and my hobbies include wondering what Seinfeld would be like if it were on today and wallowing in self pity.
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walterwhited · 2 days ago
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walterwhited · 3 days ago
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JAMES MAY | POLAR SPECIAL
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walterwhited · 4 days ago
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🌙✨.
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walterwhited · 7 days ago
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It’s that time again…
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walterwhited · 8 days ago
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me and my mutuals when we boop:
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walterwhited · 8 days ago
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RAINN WILSON AS DWIGHT SCHRUTE — in The Office | “Here Comes Treble”
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walterwhited · 10 days ago
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RED DEAD REDEMPTION II ↬ Preaching Forgiveness as He went
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walterwhited · 10 days ago
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top gear narration is like
"We put our engineering expertise to practice." (clip of one of them bending a piece of metal with a hammer, which cuts to one of them trying to nail it onto the frame and hitting their hand) "With patience, diligence, and a lot of hard work," (clip of the chassis being dropped 4 feet off the ground by a forklift) "we had forged a masterpiece that was more reliable, sturdier, and more fuel efficient, than any current car on the market." "Introducing, Le'Thiel." (clip of the absolute most shit car you have ever seen in your life (door falling off) driving out of a garage (it clips the bottom of the door))
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walterwhited · 11 days ago
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I'm currently testing the limits of my antidepressants by rewatching Breaking Bad
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walterwhited · 13 days ago
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RED DEAD REDEMPTION II, [October 26, 2018] 5 Years Anniversary
"In the end, Micah... despite my best efforts to the contrary... it turns out I've won."
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walterwhited · 14 days ago
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this sucks so bad i need to (remembers suicide jokes only make my mental health worse) join an expedition to find the northwest passage
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walterwhited · 15 days ago
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Yes……
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walterwhited · 16 days ago
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Carefully selected for @malfuria
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walterwhited · 16 days ago
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CHRISTOPHER MOLTISANTI-ISMS
THE SOPRANOS (1999 — 2007)
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walterwhited · 17 days ago
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There Will Be Blood [2007] PART III | Directed by P.T. Anderson
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walterwhited · 21 days ago
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Taxi Driver (1976) dir. Martin Scorsese
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walterwhited · 21 days ago
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