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I cosplayed Edna Mode from The Incredibles at Holiday Matsuri and needless to say I spent the day hunting down characters with capes and getting irrationally angry at them

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a bro: actually I'm a devil's advocate

satan: *appears from hell* you're not even a lawyer, chad

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so sometimes i think about harry potter being in the aurors and like

he’d never really thought about child protective services, muggle or otherwise, cause it’d never been relevant, right? like when he was a miserable kid he just thought that was what it was like being an orphan. but then he sees cases come through the department where parents are murdered and there’s kids sitting in their waiting room with copies of the quibbler and water waiting while an auror sits down with a family tree and tries to find whatever relatives this kid might have in the wizarding world, going back maybe even five generations to find anyone living and vaguely related to this child to drop them off with

and he goes to shit apartments in diagon alley after noise complaints and finds children who are black and blue with hexed, bleeding skin who insist they were just playing with a weasley’s wizard wheeze, no really mr. potter

and he thinks about how merope gaunt stumbled into a muggle orphanage and left them a child who would grow up learning fear was the key to harmony, and becoming a god meant safety

and really, how was the headmaster of a school the person who made the call about where he ended up, how was the system so haphazard that a man who wouldn’t be part of his life for another ten years got to make the biggest decision of his life

harry thinks about his cupboard

and then harry potter sits down with hermione and ron and neville (cause of course neville would want a stake in this) and says, “we need to change the wizarding world again.”

and they do.

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“ Where there is sorrow there is holy ground.” (De Profundis, 1897. Oscar Wilde.)

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Please God

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if nick spencer wrote the rest of marvel

spider-man: i killed uncle ben. fuck responsibility

bruce banner: you WOULD like me when i'm angry

tony stark: iron man actually was just a bodyguard of mine. and i'm not smart enough to build the suits either

daredevil: i was never actually blind

black panther: i was white the whole time

the punisher: i shot my family

black bolt: i can actually talk just fine

professor x: screw mutant-human relations, race war now

red skull: hail SHIELD

doctor doom: i don't really hate reed richards that much to be honest

galactus: planet-based diets are bad for you, i'm going vegan

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Vision saying “help me” in binary got me

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A Tumblr-less friend posted this theory her husband had. I slammed the headcanon button so hard I should have bought it dinner first.

Thor: Banner, I desire to act like a normal human for a time. How should I accomplish this? Bruce: Well, um, normal people don’t have your speech pattern, for one. They, um, have jobs and hobbies… Thor: Hobbies? Bruce: You know, photography, video games, puzzles… Thor: And how does one acquire a ‘job’? Bruce: Most people use the inter… you should probably look in the classifieds in a newspaper. Also, try shaving the beard and cutting your hair- you’re a bit recognizable. Thor: *sees Superman/Clark Kent costume* A disguise? Like that man? Bruce: Sure, yeah, glasses work.

-later, above a Chinese restaurant-

Thor: Hello? I saw your ad. I’m Kevin.

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shout out to all you folks who have been forced to endure medical abuse due to having no other options for treatment, lack of knowledge that what the doctor was doing was wrong, or inability to leave the doctor-patient relationship. you’re all loved, and good treatment is out there for you

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Friendly reminder to non-disabled people: accommodations are not a favour for you to bestow or withhold at will.

They are a bare minimum requirement for being a decent human being.

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Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

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I typed in "hugger" to describe someone and sent it before realising my phone had autocorrected it to "Hufflepuff".

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in brightest day in blackest night something something green lantern

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Voldemort's Horcruxes we're destroyed in the order they were made - the diary, the ring, the locket, the cup, the diadem, Harry, Nagini.

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Very accurate summations of the various beliefs on the Eucharist.

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I always wanted to make an illustration series of a modern Game of Thrones ..Starting off with Robb~!