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we are behind (long story, longer year). but unless anything goes horrifically sideways, best guess is sometime December for 2 and 2025 for 3. please do not ask me WHEN in 2025 or I will kms, thx lovies bye <3
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who was going to tell me that Her’s is DEAD????????
#day ruined#week ruined#year ruined#life ruined#and FOUR DAYS after their managers bday#i’m never gonna be happy again.#currently sobbing#i think that’s enough tags#hers#her’s#music
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jeremy knox. your favorite exy player's favorite exy player.
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Fuck, we can't You Know, I Get It ourselves out of this one guys
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A Fox Game Night game should be them putting up maps of the world and throwing darts at them, and if Neil has a fucked up On The Run story from that location the person who threw it has to take a shot
Aaron, somehow drunk: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING IN BANGLADESH???
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the shower scene this, the shower scene that
what no one talks about though is how andrew took his armbands off.
Of course it wasn’t to keep them from getting wet; the shirt he kept wearing disapproves that. It was part of their truth. He saw neils bare scars and answered with his own. One vulnerable part for another.
That’s what we should be talking about
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*lola shows up and kidnaps neil*
neil (and kevin probably): this is going to ruin the tour
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every single day. every. single. day. i'm haunted by that one iconic tumblr post about kevin's perfect match being some random person he meets at the grocery store who doesn't know a thing about exy. (I'm pretty sure that's the gist of the post it's so old and i can never find it)
like i'm never not thinking about it.
sooooo
imagine a kevin day in his late 20's ???? he doesn't ever go shopping. can't remember the last time he did but he's restless before a big game. he's craving a healthy protein filled snack. it's like 1am. he goes to the 24 hour grocery store. he's got his hood up. if anyone catches him here he'll be swarmed. his pr managers will have his head. he's reaching for his snack. someone speaks up behind him. says something like "the peanut butter ones are the best ones" kevin, with an eye roll and a scoff ready to fall from his lips, turns to the stranger. then he pauses. he's cute. curly hair. glasses. a sweater vest. he notices kevin's tattoo. says "nice tattoo" kevin freezes. oh no, here it comes. then the stranger drops a random historical fact about chess. he's baffled. he's pretty sure he said the exact same thing when he was sitting in the chair at the tattoo parlor half drunk all those years ago. but he takes too long to respond. so the stranger smiles awkwardly and says "see you around" and leaves. kevin can't stop thinking about him. may or may not make one too many midnight trips to the grocery store. he finally see's him again. this time he drops a historical fact on the guy about the veggies he's buying. he laughs. kevin short circuits at the sound. then the man is giving him his number. he doesn't text for days. afraid he's a crazy psycho fan. but then he see's him again. the man looks a little embarrassed when he apologises for being so forward. he's walking away when kevin says "you don't know who i am?" the man looks totally baffled. "should i?" he says back. now kevin is the one baffled. so kevin texts him. they talk about history. kevin doesn't talk about exy. turns out the stranger is a history teacher. kevin is enamoured. but the man still doesn't know who he is. kevin strangely wants to keep it that way. but the little bubble bursts eventually. the kids at the man's school are talking about exy. he's heard of it of course, but isn't a sports guy, so never paid attention. then kevin's name is dropped. and then history teacher is googling kevin. and it's him. it's grocery store kevin. his kevin. he goes a little ghost. he doesn't wanna date a professional famous world star athlete. takes him a couple days but kevin catches on. texts him saying "you figured it out..." they don't talk. they see each other at the grocery store again weeks later. they sit outside in the parking lot at night. history teacher asks him about exy. he doesn't know much or anything. kevin goes off on one. history teacher likes how passionate he is. takes a chance. they keep talking. history teacher listens to kevin talk about exy. kevin listens to him talk about history. they go on secret museum dates. kevin takes the man running even tho he hates it. the man falls in love. kevin falls in love. kevin wakes up one day, and he's is finally happy in love.
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fox tweets (the q&a) (inspired by @minyard-05)
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lmao no thoughts just. it's exams season and Aaron is studenting to the highest caliber and one night he spends hours padding around the dorm in track pants that are four sizes too big and two feet too long for him because he accidentally grabbed Matt's pants and literally did not realize until Dan asked him about it. and he just stands there blinking at the way he pulled the hell out of the drawstring and how the pants are literally dragging on the ground (Matt noticed hours ago but didn't mention anything, just dismissed it as random monster strangeness and kept it moving)
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”intricate and endless daddy issues” is wild coming from butcher jr
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To those creators who are making aftg social media posts - I'm kissing you on the lips
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Why have I not seen anyone talking about this bit of tsc. You're telling me Jean had a thing for Jeremy when he was with the Ravens? I need my jerejean closure🙏
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when kevin hears about jerejean he will take a 45 minute shower listening to the one that got away on repeat as he has a sexuality crisis and then will pretend it never happened - you cannot convince me otherwise
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