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This mans got me in a chokehold ahahahaaa 🫠
don't tell him I said that
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“train yourselves towards solidarity, not charity. you are no one’s saviour! you are a mutual partner in the pursuit of freedom”
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Right now, my most controversial opinion is "Genocide is bad."
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is google insane or did it forget about the legal right to ablocking lol. are they trying to challenge the EU? bc they're not going to win that one. europe doesnt think this shit is cute
ive been flicking settings and programs on and off and updating drivers and shit trying to get youtube to load faster but it's being artificially throttled by google bc im using firefox
like. did they forget what antitrust suits are
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people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
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6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.
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the worst part about studying languages is knowing that you will never be nearly as good at it as a literal baby
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anytime i see someone Shocked by the existence of a convenience food item (snacks, cup noodles, etc) who then tries to defend themselves by being like WELL WE DONT HAVE THAT WHERE I’M FROM i just think about the instant coffee scene from ohshc
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TIL Prairie dog language is complex. They don’t just have a call for “danger”: their calls differentiate human, hawk, domesticated dog, coyote etc. and specify size & color. One study found that they can communicate “Here comes the short human in the yellow” (vs the tall human in blue) to each other
via reddit.com
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I think it’s funny that inuyasha tried to have a serious plot at all when all the best episodes were when kagome would bring him to the modern day and he would crash the high school play or hunt all the neighborhood squirrels or something. ohhh we gotta get the shikon jewels defeat naraku blah blah I want to see inuyasha work a grill
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mobsters are either called shit like Slaughterhouse Frank or Timmy The Big Silly Wily
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sensually massaging WD-40 into your robot gf’s joints
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