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ok gimmickverse let's all do this
I would be oho-h-
@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @north-dakota-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @thee0ne-whos-trying and anyone else!
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when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services
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one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of
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new moth photo updates
this little lad arrived. I have no idea what he is but he was lovely.
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when will people use the anon function to send passionate, homosexual anonymous love letters
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Moth returned and I love them.
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moth update, this lad was so pretty and I love their wings. no clue what it is but lil lad.
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Final moth of the day or night. Time is weird.
This one is a jersey tiger. Lovely little pattern. Beeg fan.
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More moths, more days
This guy was tiny but I love him. He be small but sweet and his pattern was adorable.
I ain't sure what he is but I would like to know.
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I keep finding like random moths just on my walls, so I'm just gonna start posting them.
This one is a boxtree moth who would just not leave for the life of me, had to coax it out with my flashlight. May name them in future.
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okay, consider: batcore
🦇 hissing at the sun
🖤 always sleeping in weird positions
🦇 wardrobe consisting of black, refusing to change it
🖤 wrapping yourself in a billion blankets
🦇 adoring the night and things associated
🖤 chaotically screetching and zooming away when disrupted
🦇 sneaking into the kitchen for late night snacks, scutting back into your cave *cough* room
🖤 friend group = family
🦇 being interested in spooky subjects
🖤 being generally recluse, but enjoying the people you get along with
🦇 partaking in a generally gothic/grunge style
🖤 soft but will not hesitate
🦇 feel free to add on!
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