Text
Winter is for listening to the same music you were listening to at 15. Unfortunately
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Mulder “joking” that he wished he had a peg leg as a kid so people could see that there was something wrong with him and wouldn’t expect him to function properly is so rich in character for a throw away line.
995 notes
·
View notes
Text
smarter things have also been done in the name of lesbianism but that's neither here nor there at the moment
3K notes
·
View notes
Photo
david duchovny and gillian anderson at the 1998 golden globes
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
43K notes
·
View notes
Text
absolutely blessed to have spotted this bumper sticker in the wild
263 notes
·
View notes
Text
In a thousand-year-long situationship with my hometown
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
people always try to play the "but you're a lesbian" card whenever i say odd shit about men and i think that's because people are too cowardly to accept the truth: these are pure, objective observations. i don't have a leg in this race. when i say Gene Wilder has a kind of evil warlock's raw sexual charisma in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory you can't write me off as being too horny. because i'm literally not. i'm making a statement of fact here. and you'll just have to cope with it.
16K notes
·
View notes
Text
16K notes
·
View notes
Text
my fear of abandonment? well that comes from my experience of being abandoned
84K notes
·
View notes
Text
if i was immortal killing myself would be my hobby and like i truly believe it would fix something in me. i do
9K notes
·
View notes
Text
making an enthusiastic, sincere jack-off motion with my hand to indicate that i agree with the present course of action and think you have thought it out well
2K notes
·
View notes
Photo
28 notes
·
View notes
Text
whenever people talk about working in an office i never even consider what their office does. they work at Business doing Business Things. have Meetings and Drink Coffee. you are a cartoon character to me
14K notes
·
View notes