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Do you have any blorbos other than Baba?

ANSWER IS YES

BLORBO IS AGENT WASHINGTON

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I don't have the energy to draw them, but; RVB couple ideas that intrigue me-

Tucker and Carolina; at some point she realizes she's into him and decides to express this interest by just sitting in his lap one day while they're waiting for a pizza or something. his whole thought process is "WHAT IS HAPPENING, I'm scared, I'm aroused, I'm SCAROUSED, wait hold on- Carolina is objectively hot and cool, plus I respect her, but also fear her, NOT NOW BONER". Carolina kinda started by thinking "You're stupid. I like that in a man", but it actually clicked for her because when Tucker doesn't try so hard, he's genuinely funny and charming~

Church and Sarge; Blood Gulch solidarity, but also Sarge's whole deal is "His anger issues have captivated me". he LOVES a man with an attitude problem, and Church has like... 20 different attitudes, and they've all got their own problems. meanwhile, Church realized he's got a captive audience for his rants, somebody who will always "Yes, AND" with him, and finds it extremely funny the way all the others act like their divorced step-dads started dating each other and complain out of embarrassment. oh, but then he finds out Sarge is very doting, so this is a legit relationship now

Kai and Kimball; very much started as a "Hey president lady, you need to unwind~" kinda thing, and while they don't get especially serious, they really do enjoy each other's company. Kai makes her laugh, and Kimball will tell her about lots of interesting topics. now every time Kai is in range of Chorus, she drops by to encourage the people to party (who needs a temple!), and helps Kimball relax. All the people who work with Kimball are initially intimidated, because Kai flirts with them too??? Grif wants to complain about how obnoxious his sister is, but he can't deny that Kimball is happy, so he tries to be very mature and supportive

Gary and Santa; nobody knows how the heck this started or WHY, but now it goes like this-

Gary; Would you like to hear a joke?

Santa; I fail to see the relevance, but very well

Gary; Knock-knock

Santa; Who's there?

Gary; A little old lady

Santa; A little old lady who?

Gary; I didn't know you could yodel, ay-liddel-oh-lay-dee-hoo

Santa; I see. The question was formed in such a way that when I repeated it, I involuntarily spoke words that sound similar to a form of singing, thus creating pun

Gary; Yep

Santa; Fascinating. More than just humor, these deceptive riddle of yours require thinking in unconventional ways, which only make sense after a reveal

Gary; Yep

Santa; Tell me more of these jokes

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I just tripped and landed daintily on the big red button that says “launch nukes at all sim troopers” and now some dumb fuck called “Mark Pimples” keeps sending bomb threats to my personal email.

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more tex sketches these are funn

csp timelapse under

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season 6 alpha vs season 7 epsilon

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sucks so bad when a character you love is heavily infantilized. that is a grown man he knows what a cigarette is. intimately

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IDGAF if the women in my fiction are empowering or aspirational, I'm an adult, I don't need role models, I want the women in my fiction to be interesting, and if that involves being pathetic, hypocritical, amoral, or trapped in a delightfully dysfunctional relationship so be it

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The eternal question - is it worse to read the words of someone who hates a character you love but is accurate/respectful in their points/portrayal, or someone who loves them more than you do but strips them of all nuance and greyness to legit "they did nothing wrong" when they did SO MUCH WRONG?

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"interesting that OP blocked me instead of respond to my point 🤔" curious that the Dave & Busters has requested i leave after shitting my pants on the DDR. could they be feeling a bit owned perchance?

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Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy

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the worst thing about south hate is that i’m constantly having to be like SHE DIDNT DO THAT. SHES NOT THAT BAD because people love to make things up and interpret her in the worst possible light and i NEVER get to appreciate how awful she actually is. free my GIRL she didn’t do all that she did other horrible things that are nuanced and terrible and we LOVE HER FOR IT

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“modern church would hate generative ai!” modern church would be posting rage bait on twitter about how artists are an elitist class mad that ai has made them obsolete now. modern church wouldve been an early adopter of the tesla. modern church would be replacing all of his meals with soylent and saying that steve jobs is his idol. modern church would be working for lockheed martin. what are we doing here.

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Maine/Meta was literally the first to turn against PFL and attack other agents. He threw Carolina off a cliff, which one might consider a personal betrayal, considering she gave him her AI, gave up her privilege and advantage for him.

Texas betrayed PFL to look for the Alpha AI, and North pretty much volunteered to kick South's ass when she tried to stop them. He literally betrayed South first.

CT was a traitor working with an enemy faction the whole time.

Felix.

Did/do people really hate South. Doesn't sound right to me.

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free my girl ok she did all that but y'all are annoying about it

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Well this is the try to kill each other forever show so I think it was sexy of her to betray them. In fact I think she should've betrayed more people <3

Did/do people really hate South. Doesn't sound right to me.