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sowwy this blog is uhhhhhh ? yeah....... i mean it’s not dead my blog management is just horrible and nothing is going on here

i am more active on my main so like if you want more of ME then that’s just like where i be

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i don’t have a sc tag but like.. starter call .. ?

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vortship‌:

“I know, right? He’s great!” leave it to another Vortian to actually attach negative connotations onto traits Hal held in high regard, aside from the obviousness, of course. Though that just served to make him funnier. 

At his question, a flicker of insecurity fell upon Hal’s face. Zim’s purpose was as inexplicable as his status as an Invader, and the more Hal attempted mental gymnastics to fit the pieces together, the more nothing made sense at all.

“Secret mission… according to him.” her posture shifted, “Weird, huh? There’s nothing here really. I mean Earth slaps don’t get me wrong it’s just- yknow, full of water and dirt. I dunno why the Tallests want it.”

“Great? Y-Yeah..okay.” He was annoying, sure-- but he didn’t seem as actually dangerous as most other invaders. He supposed that was some sort of perk, maybe?

At the mention of a secret mission, his brows furrow.

“What? Why would the Tallests want a planet that they aren’t even going to visit? I mean..unless they decide to change their flight path, but even then, it’d take them, like..forever to get here normally.. That doesn’t make a lot of sense, though.” A shrug of his shoulders.

“Maybe they’ll..fill it up with candy, or..or something.”

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madamemalot‌:

Well, her sour attitude failed to scare him off. Now it seemed she was going to have to - ugh - talk with him.

Vix had become too used to being inquired about her odd behaviour. Standing outside Bitters’ classroom like a security gaurd was no exception to this.

“Hmph. Vell if you must know, I am vaiting for ze old hag to return so I can interro- I mean, ask ‘er something.” Her reasoning is told with a hostile air, “Nothing to do vith vhatever you just said…I vould not do zhat .”

Despite her own claim, the Malot made a mental note of this newly aquired information; next time Mr. Elliot was that late she knew what to do.

“Ask her something?” A pause, as he taps a finger against his chin. “Or..interrogate her? I don’t care, whichever it is. You..You could be here to eradicate her, for all I care.” Getting rid of her would be beneficial, really, but he didn’t dare do it himself. Bringing too much attention to himself was not part of the plan.

“I-I mean, she’s not, uh..” Liked, is the word he would like to use. “..Not all that great. She’s kinda..scary, f-for a teacher, that is.” Even by alien standards, he sort of got spooked by Ms. Bitters. Not that he’s okay with admitting that.

“What do you want to ask her?” Just how nosy could he get?

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madamemalot‌:

Her eyes drifted over to him sluggishly, with no intention of turning her head. She was fairly comfortable at her post; feet planted securely on the ground, parted imposingly, and her hands fixed to her hips - right outside Bitter’s classroom. She was planning to intercept her before next lesson, to tell her a thing or two.

“I am dreadfully aware of ‘ow much better I dress zan everyone else - thank you for ze reminder.” She responded monotonely. Vix was notably not very good at icebreakers. 

After a couple seconds more of eyeing the boy’s countenance, she had to admit, it was her first time seeing this particular student around. Then again, she spent most her time verbally harassing Gaz or borderline stalking Dib…so it was no wonder she did not recognise this one. 

“Is zhat all you vanted to say?”

Oh. She had an accent. He wasn’t expecting that, considering just about everyone else sounded so similar.

“Oh..uhm..no.” He had a question, too. Mostly because she seemed really determined, and he was curious. But also really nosy, if we’re being honest.

“Why are you..standing..outside of the classroom? Aren’t you gonna..go in?” Was she even in this class? He didn’t care to remember any of his classmates, except for Dib and Zim, maybe. But they were so..well, like that.

“Or..are you waiting...y’know, ‘cause..’if the..if the teacher doesn’t show up in fifteen minutes, we’re allowed to l-leave?’ That whole thing..?” Unless that wasn’t a legitimate thing he found from his research. Then he just seems stupid now.

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tresinked‌:

a   sigh.   was   dib   really   harassing   some   other   poor   sap  ?   sal   nods,   looking   up   &&.   down   the   other   kid;   at   least   this   one   didn’t   have   that   weird     “  skin   condition  “    that   zim   was   plagued   with,   except   for   the   spotted   skin   which   can   be   normal   in   some   humans.   sal   just   can’t   remember   the   name   of   it  …            ”      yeah.   sorry   about   him,   i’ll   make   sure   he   stops.      ”  

“What’s...what’s his deal, anyways, huh?” He was weird. Even by human standards. It really seemed like nobody liked him-- not that he could blame them, because..well. He was like that, so. “He’s really......odd. W-With the alien stuff.” He’s quiet for a moment, before his brows knit together. “.....Oh. I’m....Vex.” Might as well pretend to be polite.

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“Funny? I-I was thinking..annoying. Loud, maybe. Incredibly obvious.” Vex won’t deny, in a way, he did find him amusing. At least when terrible things happened to him. It was fun to watch when it wasn’t him, after all. He’s just lucky the humans are too stupid to figure out what he is-- well, besides that one kid. Who was sort of a problem. But he was..apparently..Zim’s problem. And therefore, he doesn’t really care that much, as long as he leaves him alone.

“So, Zim..what...what is he here for? When I checked, there weren’t supposed to be any invaders on this planet at all. Especially not one so..” A wave of his hand.

“You know. Like that.” He was an invader, right? Why else would he be here?

“You have a really interesting..friend.”

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She had considered Earth her place away from Vortians. Despite her disguise, Hal could be truer to herself here than she ever was on Vort. She would even say she blended in better than the Irken she lived with, though he set the barometer rather low. She shrugged off her fellow Vortian’s concerns. If anyone followed her she was pretty sure she would know, and even if some human was, it wouldn’t be a big deal. Just two ‘humans; having a chat.

Then he brought up her Irken.

“So I made a friend. So what?” she shrugged, nonchalant even despite his confrontation, “Come on, like there aren’t other prisoners helping out with a few invasions to get out of that dump.”

That dump, of course, being the ill-fated remnants of her home-planet. Not that she had much respect for it before.

“You gotta do what you gotta do! His name’s Zim, by the way. He’s funny, right?” Hal giggled enough for both of them, regardless of if the sentiment was returned or not. 

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@madamemalot​ \\ sc

How long is he going to stare at her like that? Only time will tell. Oh wait, never mind, he’s bothering to speak now.

“You’re dressed pretty..er...uh..fancy. For. For Skool, that is.” Were they supposed to dress this nicely? He doesn’t think so, judging by the way the other humans dressed on a day-to-day basis. Why was this one different?

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@tresinked​ \\ sc

“Are you friends with that..that big-headed kid?” He doesn’t even wait for an answer. At this point, he just assumes all these filthy human kids are affiliated with one another somehow. Probably.

“Cool. Tell him to stop trying to follow me home. M-My dogs. Wouldn’t..respond well. To a stranger.”

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@vortship​ \\ sc

“Have you seen, the..the thingy. That goes to this thingy.” The words escape him, but he gestures to the part and fruitlessly tries to make the shape of the other in the air in the hopes she’s going to know what he means.

“It was..right here.... But now it’s gone.”

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i don’t have a sc tag but like.. starter call .. ?

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* wordless prompts

send a word for our muses to interact! specify who does what.

hands – muse a takes muse b by the hand

chamomile – muse a falls asleep on muse b

lesson – muse a teaches muse b something

blaze – muse a feels muse b’s forehead

fix – muse a adjusts a piece of muse b’s clothing

help – muse a props up muse b’s head to give them water / food / medicine

firefly – muse a checks on muse b in the middle of the night

jacket – muse a gives muse b their jacket

stop – muse a holds muse b back during a moment of tension

cradle – muse a pulls muse b’s head into their lap

bed – muse a makes muse b lie down

hurt – muse a takes care of muse b’s wounds

flee – muse a breaks out of muse b’s arms mid - hug

dream – muse a comforts muse b after a nightmare

shield – muse a shields muse b from danger

picasso – muse a draws with muse b

nuzzle – muse a rests their chin on top of muse b’s head

piggyback – muse a gives muse b a piggyback ride

lift – muse a lifts muse b over their shoulder

hug – muse a embraces muse b

infirmary – muse a wakes up in the hospital and finds muse b at their bedside

visit – muse a visits muse b in the hospital

shine – muse a makes muse b laugh

food – muse a and muse b share a meal

light – muse a flickers the lights to get muse b’s attention

nudge – muse a nudges muse b

digits – muse a texts muse b

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"Who invited you?" Gaz

“I..wasn’t aware I needed an invitation.” The one with the connection to the big-headed kid. Despite being only some dirt child, he couldn’t deny it– she was pretty terrifying. For some reason. A reason that he doesn’t want to find out any time soon. He keeps a safe distance..or what he hopes is a safe distance, anyways.

He makes a small gesture with his hands. “I’m pretty sure that Skool is mandatory for us. Though I definitely would prefer not going.”

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❛ Why are you here? ❜ (if u wanna have him know her go 4 it)

“What do you mean ‘why am I here’? I live here. Even though it is a garbage planet, essentially. A-Aren’t you worried that anyone followed you to my house?” He’s worried, that’s what the robots disguised as attack dogs outside were for. He might be..a little paranoid, ever since that big-headed kid tried to follow him home.

“Why are you here?” Vex points a finger towards Hal accusingly, not that he really thinks she has many secrets to hide– at least..he doesn’t..think so….? His hand falls back to his side after a moment, and he folds his arms.

“And– And what’s with that one Irken, huh? There weren’t supposed to be any Irkens on this planet, last..last I checked.” But that was a while ago. He’d ask the Irken himself, but, well, he doesn’t really want to talk to him. He seemed..obnoxious.