vladtepesishot

[vladtepesishot]

hi, this is an introduction post!

you can refer to me as z or by my username, my pronouns are she/her, and i've been personally doing tarot readings for nearly a year

i do free readings from time to time and would really appreciate if you would give feedback on them! :)

i accept all requests (including 18+)

free readings: closed

[vladtepesishot]

https://www.tumblr.com/vladtepesishot/768145674102538240/hello-how-are-you-may-i-ask-for-a-free-reading?source=share

Hello, it's a very nice reading:) Everything is great except I don't want kids and I hope he doesn't either, otherwise of course we're not the one for each other. But apart from that I loved everything about him and our relationship dynamic as well 💖. It's so great! Thank you so much!! 🙏

thank you!! the kids part was just an assumption since i got two "family-oriented" cards while asking about your dynamic w ur future husband :)

i'm glad you liked the reading❤️

have a pleasant time of the day

[vladtepesishot]

heyy

i would like to ask what kinks my next romantic partner will have with me in bed? i am 18 and a lesbian for reference

thx 🙏 🪷

hi!

i see some sub/dom dynamics, i think she'll be the dominant one, maybe a bit older(??)

your sex life with her will be very thrilling, i see you're gonna plenty of sexual moments, but i also see a little advice that you should not focus so much on sex in this relationship, don't let it become the only staple of your whole connection

[vladtepesishot]

hi! im k♎️ and i would like to receive a tarot reading. do a general reading for me in 2025. thank you

hi, k

i fear 2025 may be a tough year for you

there will be sudden and dramatic changes, heartbreak or loss in general, but it's all for a good cause and you'll manage to still make it your year

[vladtepesishot]

Hello

How are you? May i ask for a free reading please?

I wanted to know about my future husband and a bit about our relationship dynamic in our marriage?

I'm CT, she, interested in men.

Thanks a lot for this wonderful opportunity 💖

hi CT, i'm ok :)

i see your future husband is a true masculine man, a provider and protector, yet i also see a sensual side to him, very soft, very gentle, and if you two want to have kids, he actually will be a good and loving father

i see he may actually be the sole provider for your family, i don't believe he'll hold you back from pursuing a career, but you'll probably prefer this dynamic yourself; you'll most likely have kids and your family will be very bright and happy :)

actually really happy for you

[vladtepesishot]

Hello! May I ask how I can get the glowup I desire?

Tysm -P

i see your transformation has to start within, you gotta tap into your sexuality and feminine energy and the rest will fall into it's place

[vladtepesishot]

hii! i'm mimi she/her 18 ☺️! could i pls have a reading from u on who my first/ future girlfriend is? just like anything about her, when we may meet or how our relationship may be. i have never dated anyone before for context but i have had crushes and heartbreak and things never seem to really go my way romantically.. so i'm really just wanting smth to look forward to :3 tysm in advance 🫶

hi, mimi!!

first, i asked the cards about your future girlfriends appearance and character

she may be mixed race, probably a brunette and she seems fashionable

as for her character, she's a very bright person, very romantic, and she's the type to take action on new opportunities right away

secondly, it'll take a while before you meet her, to be fair, i see you'll need to exit your comfort zone to meet her

and to be fair, your relationship will be quite difficult, i doubt that it'll be exactly "your" person, but still, it holds value

remember, all relationships are karmic🙏

[vladtepesishot]

Hello, thank you for offering free readings. May I please ask what my next romantic relationship will be like? - JD

hi, you're welcome, i actually enjoy doing the readings as well

your next romantic relationship will probably be with a woman or a person who exudes feminine energy, and they seem to be a powerful character

i see they'll be really attracted to you, not necessarily (or only) sexually, but to your character above all, your relationship will be sensual and soft, it seems that this person will truly treasure you

[vladtepesishot]

hi, question +18 is allowed?

yes :)

[vladtepesishot]

Hello there, for the free reading:

If you accept +18 readings: Can i ask which sexual fantasies MS has about me?

If you don't accept: Will me and MS marry in the future?

Thank you, from N 25 anon

hi, yes i accept 18+ requests!!

i see, they have some fantasies regarding sub/dom dynamics, as well as fantasies of blindfolding or tying you up

[vladtepesishot]

Hello! Can I ask for free questions, please? When can I expect to find a new job, and will it meet my expectations in terms of a good salary and positive work environment? I'm also hoping for a role that offers long-term stability — is that in my near future? Joanna, thanks a lot

when will you find a new job: i see that may take a while, you'll actually have to go through some sort of a rough period in life to find it, or perhaps some karmic lesson

will it meet your expectations: yes, it will, but i see that it may take a while to get used to that specific work environment or workplace, but overall you're gonna be great and this job is very promising for you

[vladtepesishot]

Hello! I would like a reading, I want to ask: What do I have to do to upgrade myself?

Thanks in advance and have a good day 💕 ☘️

it seems that the change must first come from within, the cards are signaling some underlying insecurities, maybe something regarding your personal perception of your worth or perhaps your past dating experiences; i see there may be some resistance, maybe you've been wondering how to upgrade yourself for a while

renewing your wardrobe or buying some new clothing pieces may also be a good idea, as well as regular exercise

and i also see that you have to trust the process, be more open minded and don't get upset if you don't see the changes right away

[vladtepesishot]

[vladtepesishot]

His vessel. (2)

first part

ao3 link | russian version

warnings: pwp; breeding kink; lactation

notes: i guess that's the long awaited sequel? it's a bit short but i like it actually

word count: 926

The room was dimly lit with candlelight. The candles were long and white, situated all over the headboard of the bed and the nightstand, dripping all over the glossy wood. The stone furnace wasn’t lit for it was the middle of summer, but that night certainly seemed rather chilly. Despite its weakness, the light helped me distinguish his face. The high cheekbones; the oddly warm, dark-brown eyes that resembled two tiny buttons at the moment; the ink-black hair, all disheveled from my constant touch; the bare, almost glowing skin of his torso, drastically contrasting his hair and eyes, the color appearing unhealthily pale. Count Dracula. His gaze was directed towards me, analyzing the smooth curve of my swollen stomach, stroking my side with his pointy nails while my fingers delicately grazed his chest. The upper side of my body stayed exposed to his prying eyes, observing my desperation and vulnerability in this delicate state, yet my hips and legs were lightly covered by a red silk blanket, which barely warmed me. On the other hand, Dracula’s whole body was on display, like an ancient statue in a museum. His hands went up my body and traveled towards my hands, grabbing them gently. His icy thumb lightly stroked the soft skin, nearly making me shake, before he brought it to his lips to give it a light peck. He looked at me, observing my facial expressions for a sign of discomfort. I looked at him with a half-lidded expression, nearly falling asleep. His kisses slowly moved towards my wrist, then to my elbows, progressively moving up until he reached my collarbones, his lips not breaking contact with my skin even for a brief moment. He looked up at me, his eyes resembling those of a small adoring animal. I attempted to speak, only letting out a squeak as my dry lips stuck together because of my prolonged silence, which made it hard to open my mouth immediately. A smile adorned his face as he watched my actions. I let out a chuckle, showing off my teeth.

“I'm cold.” I murmured, barely audible to anyone but him. Perhaps he would've attempted to warm me with his own body heat if humanity had not left his body centuries ago. He shifted, making the bed creak, and our lips grew closer and closer with each passing moment. His kiss didn't provide me with any warmth until his tongue forced itself into my mouth, accompanied by his hand pulling me to his broad frame. He laid on his back, easily placing me on top of him, and slid his hand along my abdomen, stopping at my breasts to run his fingers over my prominent, slightly wet nipple. I placed my hand on his large chest, lightly grazing it with my fingers.

“Warm yourself.” He finally replied. My cheeks burnt at his words and I grasped at his shoulders for balance, giggling playfully. I could feel his cock hardening under me as I grinded against it. I leaned in to give him a kiss, lined up at the tip of his cock, wetness dripping all over it. I tried to look down at the place where our bodies connected, but the view was blocked by my bulging belly. He placed my own hand on it and spoke “You see this? Your womb is swollen with my child. It proves that you are mine.” I smiled and nodded like an obedient girl. With ease, his cock slid into my lubricated pussy. A soft sigh escaped his lips at the feeling of my warm hole. I started moving as much as I could. Seeing my struggle, Dracula grabbed my rounded hips and moved them at a slow pace, thrusting back as much as he could. The wooden bed squeaked under our bodies, barely audible because of my heavy panting, as his cock penetrated my pregnant pussy. I opened my mouth in pleasure, a drop of saliva trickling from the corner of my mouth down to my lower lip, nearly falling unto my chin. His hands gently moved to my swollen tits, playing with the little nubs until a bit of sticky white milk came out. The coldness of his tongue enveloped my wet nipple, playing with it and softly sucking. I leaned in and put my palm to the vampire's head while I breathed in his hair's sweet-musky aroma. He once again looked up to me, without removing himself from my tits, I carefully studied his features, the paleness of his face, every winkle, the curve of his nose, and his doe-like eyes. His cock slid up and down my plushy walls, exploring my insides, pushing me to my limits, still understanding that he's nowhere near close. Moving away from my breasts, he showered my collarbone with kisses before reaching for my lips to steal a kiss and give me a taste of my own milk. I could feel my stomach swirling, my whole body concentrating on my tightened pussy, reflectively pushing myself closer to the man beside me, whose child I bear. My body went limp as the sweet sensation crushed over me, pushing a whimper out of my throat, yet his thrusts didn't stop. Letting myself go back to reality, I heard the creamy sound of my pussy fill the room. I knew that Dracula's libido was hard to satisfy and that by the end of the night I'll be uncapable of speaking. The thought brought a smile to my face. Oh, how lucky I was to be his dumb pregnant girl.

[vladtepesishot]

Enrico Pucci romantic and NSFW headcanons/scenarios

notes: happy pride fags; wrote this from the perspective of a PRISONER reader and Pucci is younger in this scenario, so obviously pre-Stone Ocean + sorry if there are any misconceptions or errors, i'm not american and english is not my first language :)

• Your love story is definitely a slow burn with a lot of mutual pining

• Just like any priest, he'll keep you a secret from prying eyes, away from any judgement.

• DEFINITELY will ask you to stop attending mass (if you even went in the first place)

• But you won't have any problems with privacy, because he has the authority and the trust of other prison guards.

• I see him as a very gentle and a bit 'old fashioned' partner who will pay a lot of attention to the details: For example, he will tie your shoelaces for you, straighten your shirt collar, tuck your hair behind your ears and other small acts of care.

• Still gripping onto his faith, Enrico will try not to pursue your body, since according to God's Word premarital sex is a mortal sin.

• In a desperate attempt to maintain his purity in the eyes of God, he will get married to you in the prison chapel - a marriage only known by you, him, and God. There will be rings, but they will rather serve as a formal gift, since nobody shall know about your relationship.

• After that, your relationship finally became sexual. Unlike many christian men, Pucci won't feel entitled to your body for his own sexual pleasure just because your his spouse (in the eyes of God) now.

• Your sex life mainly consists of quickies in the room allotted to him by the prison. From time to time he will bribe the guards so they will make sure no one bothers you for a few hours. By nature, he's a tender and attentive lover. With him the squeaky old bed in his small cramped room seems like the actual heaven. Very needy from his previous abstinence. Sex with him is the fusion of your souls above anything else. Extremely upset from not being able to sleep together and too much bribery will bring a lot of unnecessary suspicion. Won't ever be rough or animalistic. The sex is only on the bed. Will treasure every second spent with you and will try to make the most of it.

• (If you're not serving a life sentence)

Everyday Enrico imagines your life together. His greatest fantasy is starting a family with you and making your marriage official. Will actively help you with your parole. When you're finally free, he'll quit his job and convert to a branch of Christianity that allows it's priests to marry.

• (If you're serving a life sentence)

Despite your happiness together, he can't help, but think about the future. This can't last forever. Will you just stay together till the end? He still has other possibilities in life, maybe one day he'll grow tired of his job and will consider quitting, but will be unable to do so because of his fondness of you. Most likely, he'll pull himself together and quit his job, leaving you here, despite holding you so close to his heart. If he still longs for you, he'll pay you visits, but definitely not for long.

[vladtepesishot]

flapper lisa lisa and greaser holly

[vladtepesishot]

i've been really into fashion history for the past few months and i'm also a jjba fan so now those two worlds are clashing into one another and i'm thinking about...

gibson girl lisa lisa

flapper lisa lisa

UUUUGHHHHH /pos

luv jojo but lisa lisa and suzi q in actual 1938-39 fashion would've been CHEFS KISS

also wasn't she alive during part 3??? did she ever die????

anyway, i wanna see her throughout the decades, from 1900s to 1980s and probably 90s

i barely posses any artistic skills so if you would like to draw something like that pls let me know i wanna see it come to live so badly

also, erina in an actual 1888 (?) gown😞😞SO MUCH WASTED POTENTIAL