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Woman said she would be kind to me and made purchase of #fluffy #shirt to keep I, #vladimirbutlerski warm now #winter is on way with #cold temperature. Woman told lie because all she did was give #vlad a top of #pyjama she had which makes I, Vladimir look like #lumberjack. Woman has also hidden hairbrush so it looks as though I, Vladimir have dragged through hedge. This is #notagoodlook #fareham #farehamflorist #flowersbymoonstones #cruel #coldweather #funtimes #floristsarefun

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At some ungodly hour while the sky was still dark, woman suggested that because today is celebration of I, #vladimir being born many hundreds of years ago, there should be #vodka (#smirnoff ) of course placed in with milk on #cornflakes. As you can see from #photograph it may not have been such a good idea. Rough is one way to describe how I am feeling this lunchtime Please notice #laydees today I am #horny #devil #halloeeen #hangover #drunkenantics #fareham #farehamflorist #flowersbymoonstones #funtimes

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It is almost Birthday time

On this very day, next week - Tuesday 31st October 2017 - I, Vladimir, will be celebrating another of those days you humans like to call a "Birthday". It's not really my birthday though, because that only happens once, on the day of my birth, but you have this custom and I, Vladimir, do enjoy eating many slices of cake when the day arrives - I'm not sure woman has organised any for I, Vladimir, this year as she has had many troubles to be dealing with (I'm just saying, in case anyone would like to make a red velvet cake for me - has to be red velvet for the inside reminds I, Vladimir, of days gone by, before I was kidnapped and chained by woman to be scarer of post ladies (and occasionally others).

In preparation for such festivities, I, Vladimir, asked my beautiful girlfriend Cordelia (soon-to-be-wife (sorry laydees, she stole heart of mine a long time ago; it is kept in box somewhere)) to take new photographics that can be used for all this "social media" stuff, that woman organised and set up for me.

I, Vladimir, think you will have to be agreeing with me, that beautiful Cordelia has done most excellent job, and caught the very essence of my being - in the black and white shot, at least.

I can hear you all from here, saying I, Vladimir, am looking somewhat tired. It is true, you are correct. As a night owl, being awake in daylight is not something I am used to; nor do I want to be, but woman insists on switching lights on (she even installed daylight bulbs to brighten Vlads home). These are on most days between 07:30 and 18:00 hours (thankfully she does leave a bit earlier on a Saturday and when working Sundays she keeps lights in the area I am currently chained to, switched off) yet even still, these are long hours for I, Vladimir, to be dealing with. Especially at my age. I should be allowed to rest during daylight times. Woman is cruel to me, so very cruel.

One photographic that I, Vladimir, was not quite so keen on is the red one; as you can see, I, Vladimir, have revered brother-from-another-mother, Viktor, showing his face. For many years now he has haunted me; ever since I, Vladimir, had him expelled from our old high school, Baronofsky, back in our motherland. He learned something called 'Astral Travel' often sticking his nose into places he is most definitely not wanted. The beautiful Cordelia tried casting many spells to banish him from being able to reach out to myself, all to no avail. He has "Birthday" also on same day as I, Vladimir, however, there will be no sharing of cake with him, for he is greedy and would eat his own, before moving on to devour rest of mine. He is not nice brother.

I, Vladimir, do not wish for you to all smother me in gifts - woman doesn't allow me to keep anything, anyway, however (and woman will beat me for this) woman has a very poorly hound creature thing at the moment. She is constantly on telephone trying to sort out appointments, scans and pills for dog, while spending many hours on telephone to insurance people, who are trying to get out of paying (I did not know there were so many cussing words used in English language). So if you wanted to give I, Vladimir, gift for day-of-birth, you could make small (or large) donation to page of Just Giving, woman has had to set up to help cover bills for hound creature - who is curable, so she is not wasting her time or funds on a dream or hope. Page needed can be found by Clicking Here. Even after cruel treatment I, Vladimir have suffered at hands of woman, I do like black hound thing which keeps her company, and often comes to visit myself at shop. If unable to make donation (I,Vladimir understand finances are tight) maybe you would be kind enough to share womans page on your very own social media, in case lovely stranger would be willing to help.

Of course, Red Velvet Cake would also be very welcome!

The very beautiful Cordelia, I believe, is working on party for 'Birthday' although I, Vladimir, am hoping none of those "little people" are invited, for last year they all ended up "tricking" me out of sweets and candy, that had been collected. They left me with nothing; not even a digestive! When they asked "Trick or Treat" I, Vladimir, assumed when replying "Treat" they would give me goodies, or when saying "Trick" they would perform magic. I, Vladimir, do not understand humans. For treats, they took my sweets, and I cannot tell you the mean things they did for in place of trick. No, small people are to leave Vlad's stash or Starmix alone this year!!

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While woman was at home last night I, #vladimirbutlerski or #vlad to done if you, asked beautiful #girlfriend #cordelis to take proper #photograph of me for new #facebook profile #image. I think she captured me perfectly #dark #meanandmoody #intense #handsome #youngatheart #farehamflorist #flowersbymoonstones #fareham #floristlife #floristsarefun #blackandwhite #portrait #selfie #perfectselfie

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And woman wonders why I, #vladimirbutlerski prefers to be seen in company of #cordelia and not her #Princess #Fiona she is not #green #halloween #creepy #weird #flowersbymoonstones #flowershop #fareham #floristsarefun #farehamflorist (at Fareham Florist - Flowers for all occasions)

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I, #vladimirbutlerski mam today reminded of creepy #MrCollins in movie #prideandprejudice with that #MrDarcy who laydees seeing over. Have you seen #movie. You will know who I mean if you have #farehamflorist #fareham #florist #floristsarefun #floristlife #flowersbymoonstones #monstoned #teeth #dentures # #drivewomenwild

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In next life, I, #vladimirbutlerski am coming back as #insect with large #eyes because I am #rockingthelook #fareham #snapchat #wetwednesday #floristlife #florist #farehamflorist #moonstones #floristsarefun #antenna #bee #notnatural

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Am not I, Vladimir, and #beauty who is named #cordelia just the most perfect match? This is only #woman for Vlad #love #romance #halloween #snapchat #floristlife #florist #fareham #farehamflorist #stunning #simplystunning #funtimes #younglove #date

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What a superb drink I, Vladimir would make. It could be called a #vladitail or #cockvlad - hmmm, maybe not theast one!! Laydees all over the world would surely want to try it though ;) #vlad #vladimirbutlerski #vladbutlerski #cocktail #drink #sexy #handsome #fareham #farehamflorist #whosaysfloristsarentfun (at Fareham Florist - Flowers for all occasions)

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It is true. I, Vlad, am indeed #beautiful although #handsome is better word for me. Not so surein this photo though for I look like one of those #russian #hamster #creatures #vladimirbutlerski #vlad #vladbutlerski #fridayfun #floristlife #flowers

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Woman tells me she is most excited about release of the movie #it. I, Vlad have seen her read it 3 times and know it is her all time favourite. She is #weird woman though because she said it's not #scary and she does not think it a #horror. She has spend too much time with I, Vlad, she no longer has #fear. I #vlad personally am fearful of #pennywise the #clown and wish to know how they #float in a sewer? #stephenking #movie #book #reading #cinema #stutteringbill #george #scared #creepy

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Woman did #photobomb thing to I, #vladimirbutlerski I am liking effect though #sarahbradbury #workingday #allplaynowork #photograph #snapchat #friends #friendship #woman #florist #floristlife #fareham #farehamflorist

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I, #vladimirbutlerski am feeling very #negative today (you get it? Haha, I, #vlad, cracked #funny ). In real world am feeling #arty as #photograph and #filter shows #blackandwhite #blackandwhitephotography #selfie #bottle #humour #workingday (at Fareham Florist - Flowers for all occasions)

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Woman has made me write blog thing; it can be read by clicking link

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Today I, #vladimirbutlerski have found option to make voice sound like #robot on the #snapchat thing. You ladies need not hear my real voice for it will send you weak at the knees but the message recoded is for all you #beautiful laydees #handsome #funtimes #butler #mannequin #farehamflorist #fareham (at Fareham Florist - Flowers for all occasions)

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Today woman has #vlad working on paperwork for her - she knows I dislike it more than her - at least she has allowed wearing if glasses this time; with eyes centuries old is the least she can do #farehamflorist #vladimirbutlerski #handsome #shoplocal #whosaysfloristsarentfun #flowers #moonstones #longhair #floristlife (at Fareham Florist - Flowers for all occasions)

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This things shared Vlads name wrong for Snapchat... Vlads name if you wish to play on there is VladButlerski

Today woman had me discover #instagram and #snapchat. Because I am genius I have combined both

If wishing to add me there I am VkadButlerski or stay here for more and others

#handsome #flowerlover #fareham #florist #moonstones #floristscandohumour #gorgeous #hawaiianshirt #funtimes #happy #vladbutlerski (at Fareham Florist - Flowers for all occasions)