vitalis-crucifix

[vitalis-crucifix]

[vitalis-crucifix]

you guys have got to get better at spellcasting any time someone's attempted to curse me with 10k note post it gets like 50 at most. back to the spell books buddy that one might be too advanced for you try learning some cantrips first

[vitalis-crucifix]

well it finally happened

so my dad is almost 80, this man's been making Spirk content since Star Trek started airing basically

he never knew ao3 existed, he just thought people stopped writing fanfic when ff.net died, like it was a fad that had outgrown him or smth

he clicked an ao3 link in my pinned last night, realizing that they were in fact clickable

he's mad at me for not telling him earlier. "I don't have a lot of years left in me and there's so much to read"

he's gonna spend his whole retirement reading trek fanfic now jesus christ

[vitalis-crucifix]

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

[vitalis-crucifix]

Now that I'm older and a little more experienced in fiber crafts and textile work, I don't think we give Rarity enough credit. She made custom tailored boutique-grade formal wear for five of her friends, showed she knew their interests and personalities well enough to work them into the outfits, and gave it to them for free, and all of them had the gall to say "well it could be better". And she didn't even think about burning their houses down.

[vitalis-crucifix]

you love me? thats weird . dont say that. dont say that again . alright now watch me crack every joint in my body

[vitalis-crucifix]

youtube is pulling this bullshit again

praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...

[vitalis-crucifix]

i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

[vitalis-crucifix]

“There’s nothing religious about Christmas!”

[vitalis-crucifix]

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

[vitalis-crucifix]

some concepts/color keys with the agent oc this is actually an appreciation for an existing art piece that i think is really cool its made by a polish artist, laura pawela

it has some quiet ambient and stuff,,, i visit it when i have the chance even if its a little bit worse for wear now she made other windows themed pieces as well

[vitalis-crucifix]

I just accidentally made un-tea?????

I made green tea, but I forgot there was an old bag of chai in the kettle, so I mixed chai water with decaf green tea, then I mixed in like a half table spoon or something of that honey from the dollar store that they aren't legally allowed to call honey because there's too much corn syrup in it and some almond milk and a single drop of coffee creamer because we ran out and???? It tastes like??? Nothing????

It has LESS flavor than my tap water! HOW do you EVEN-

I think I made a flavor that's only perceptible to shrimp, that's the only explanation

[vitalis-crucifix]

your life is not an optimization problem

[vitalis-crucifix]

there needs to be a niceys block button that says i have nothing against you i am only curating my experience and then a toughies block button that i dont know kills them with spikes

[vitalis-crucifix]

ten minutes in bus stop time is equivalent to about 45 minutes in normal time

[vitalis-crucifix]

Harry Osborn according to everybody except Harry Osborn fans

[vitalis-crucifix]

hello please can I sleep in a studio ghibli bed it’s urgent