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im gonna be honest its actually really embarrassing that joker fucking likes goro akechi at all, even more so romantically.

like that guy's a friendless loser. embarrassing as hell.

never admit to that shit joker,, you would not be able to torture that info out of me if I was in his shoes.

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the thing about goro akechi is that i love him so much but he is just genuinely fucking annoying for much of the time you play p5. like I got a fake ass loser saying dumb shit and verbally walking around shit we all know but can't reveal we know. and fucking trying to look so cool and smart in front of everyone like dude fuck off. I still love him though.

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while im talking bad fanfic lubes: rosin is only used with bowed string instruments, not plucked ones! it goes on the bow hairs to make them grip the strings better! most importantly, it comes in a SOLID CAKE and is STICKY. it's literally the opposite of lube. and jaskier thewitcher wouldn't be carrying it around anyway, because he plays THE LUTE

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when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

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its fucking christmas in my ramshackle dorm rn bc idk how to decorate my 2nd floor otherwise

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remembering that time i met someone who attended high school in west bend, wisconsin and they told me how their school district works. to them it was completely normal while i was wondering if they were messing with me.

their schools are conjoined twins???

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nothing hits like "gormless." like bro you don't even have any gorm. embarrassing

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was gonna say im a real nikki head and such but tbh i dont think i can say that given that i have not read an event or main story chapter in like 4 years. in both love and shining nikki. idk what that girl is even up to rn

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persona 3 reload is so fucking swag

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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

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lesson learned: if you let a pretty girl get hurt, the fucking moon gets mad at you

had a dream about persona 3 where like, yukari gets attacked by something spooky and ends up in the hospital with scars on her face and then the fucking full moon moves up by 2 fucking days as a penalty for makoto failing to save her from that

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had a dream about persona 3 where like, yukari gets attacked by something spooky and ends up in the hospital with scars on her face and then the fucking full moon moves up by 2 fucking days as a penalty for makoto failing to save her from that

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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

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i think any vietnam vet with the audacity to go back to vietnam on vacation should be overwhelmingly grateful their tour guide doesn’t just murder them

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my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue