If you pull at the clit it actually comes out the pussy like a Nintendo DS stylus
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they need to bring back those photoshoots that they did in the 90s of random dykes and dyke couples they found on the street. idc about glamorous celebrities i want the grimiest rudest hairiest lesbians they can find and i want to see u put them in front of a bluegrey backdrop and tell them to do whatever the fuck. and i want u to take their picture. ask them dumb questions make them laugh get footage of them showing u around the city or introducing u to their cat or something and then put it in a zine so i can absorb it. butchfemme//butchbutch//femmefemme//dykedyke rep is dismal in this digital age of unsexy nudity and hairlessness and im so sick of it im going to start yelling and throwing things
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I had to have THE conversation with my mother today about her infantilising the fuck out of me as a 27yr old transsexual
Like baby I know I look cute but you would be disturbed at the shit I’ve had to deal with and face in my life 🥰
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I will never vibe with a leftist that wears a banksy tshirt
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having fun with a girl who cant get it up but im still committed
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why cant i read a book and watch a movie and play a game and clean all at the same time
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Dom collars. Doms that wear collars. Matching collars with your sub. Matching dog tags. Collared Doms. Owned Doms.
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16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere
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Yeah she's cute, in that dumb and easily led astray sacrifical lamb kind of way.
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the touch starved mood
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Why are you fat?
cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich
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Other trans people that make out that t4t relationships between trans women and trans men are lesser because they are heterosexual clearly has never met this t4t couple before
I’ve been in a few relationships like this and can I just tell the world they are GAY AS FUCK
My girlfriends that I’ve had have always been gay and have used terms like lesbian or gay to describe their relation to their sexuality whilst dating me
What straight girl is going to be dating a fat assed 5’2 fruit that whimpers when he is called slurs
When a fag and a lesbian date it is a powerful and evil union
The dissolution of the gender and sexuality binary
An evil force not to be reckoned with
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Let’s hear it for flustered doms! Let’s hear it for the people in charge that get all blushy and become stuttering messes when you compliment them or flirt dirty back to them! Let’s hear it for the doms that melt into puddles when they’re babied! Let’s hear it for the doms that’ll ask you nicely and even beg to get to touch and please you but have to work up the courage to do it! Flustered doms wooo!!!!
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To be chosen. To be cared for. To be loved. The sweetest thing. The warmest thing.
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