26🏳️⚧️ Pathetic boygirl thing
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I'm actually extremely triggered by being asked to reflect on my behavior and unlearn deeply rooted sexist and racist tendencies. You see I've been coddled like a baby my entire adult life and if you're not niceys to me I'll be forced to join the proud boys. This is a YOU problem btw
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"what do we do about people who fake disabilities to get ssi" we throw them a fucking party for pulling off the most difficult and unrewarding grift of all time. literally i don't care
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The intimacy of getting to know someone’s kinks and slowly but surely slipping them into conversation~
Slipping them that extra little “good job” after basic tasks and watching their cheeks get hot and their eyes dart around the room.
Asking them to grab a drink and watching the jolt in their step when they register the word “fetch” a second too late.
The back and forth debates and silly arguments ending in cutting them off with a simple “you’re so cute when you get excited”
The tease behind all those knowing glances and trace of the hand touches becoming just too overwhelming until my poor pup is stuttering through conversation and grinding its thighs together begging to be touched😵💫😵💫😵💫
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give me your complete and unwavering devotion.
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If I had a tail I'd wrap it around yours when we sit together. If u even care
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i believe in the inherent goodness of people
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i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend
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i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."
Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.
And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."
There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."
there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."
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wishing I could lay beside someone, wrap my leg around them and lazily hump them like an object rn. We can both be on our phones, I don’t care. It’s casual—it’s just that humping my bed alone isn’t enough anymore. I need get myself so frustrated on them that they start to pay attention. I want to be slightly wet through my pants, and I want them to rub where it’s wettest. Warmest. I want them to tell me they’ll take care of it, playing with my pussy while they continue to scroll with their other hand. Maybe I’ll even reach around and play with them, too. I don’t need to cum, I just need to feel good for a while. I want to nuzzle into them and fall asleep with both of our hands in each others’ pants.
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you guys really don’t understand how hard it is to have a fuckhole between your legs like…i’m just supposed to walk around like this is normal? when i could be getting folded in half and filled? seems fake
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