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I wonder what happened to that manhole cover

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One time my companion character straight up drank a health potion (they cant self-heal) and i thought that was weird, but all of my technologic devices *are* technically haunted so maybe that was a me problem.

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I hate texting myself to store stuff, its like having an evil twin in your contacts. Like thats my pfp, stop copying me, back off

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If yaoi jesus called me gay i would kill myself

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I wish i had a pocket jerma

I would chew on him when im bored...

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That blonde bitch in amnesia when he run out of ways to keep MC locked up in his house

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I wish there was a competitive dancing competition in OFF

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Me: man, it sure is stuffy today

Jerma, whom i stranded over in a remote forest for three months:

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You know what *emos your jerma*

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People keep almost dying in my school

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Once i saw jerma in my dream, bald and completely covered in blue paint. Asked him for a sign, he told me to go fuck myself

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Madoka magica weapons b like,

bow!

swords!

spear!

GUNS that i stole from the MAFIA,

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Leon kennedy is a mixture of joseph joestar and jerma985

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i meant to make a joke but i fucked up the image i dont know why but i feel like i cant surpass this with a mere joke

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