refer to me like you would an old god from a Lovecraft story | he/it | was in the throes of a 3 year long nightcrawler special interest only for my ww1 special interest of 5 years to return with a vengance. hi.
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Acting like an MRA doesn't obfuscate how clearly female you are.
#rb#image#FUCKING LMAOOOOOOOO#transphobia#also if anyone gets on his ass i edited this image for him and i'm trans
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If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]
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Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.
Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that
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Pulp sci-fi illustration by Italian artist, Aldo Di Gennaro (b. 1938).
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not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store
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if you were trapped in a time loop how many repetitions do you think it would take for you to willingly kill another person, knowing there would be no consequences
#i would think about it but given that there would be no permanent benefits from it i don't think i would consider it necessary or worth it#+ my anxiety would tell me that Of Course the one time i kill someone would be what breaks the time loop#anyways i think it would take 70 loops before i pull something like that. maybe 50 on a bad day#rb#text
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people born in 24 Are 2000 now
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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tumblr is such an echo chamber i forgot about people like this
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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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Before we continue, is this a personal moral failing or a mental illness? I need to know whether I should treat you like an evil monster or a helpless child when I unperson you.
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When people get a little too gung-ho about-
wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?
ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.
That’s…wild. What was I talking about?
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got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was
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