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house md caught me fr he / him | 18 | writing
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vicodinbottle · 2 months ago
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getting a kitten tumblr
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vicodinbottle · 3 months ago
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hello all. i want to write. tell me your thoughts.
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vicodinbottle · 3 months ago
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WHY IS THERE RADIOHEAD IN HOUSE GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
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vicodinbottle · 4 months ago
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okay so i spill my heart about my naive true love and that gets no attention but i steal a shitty life is roblox meme and centre it around house and people go WILD
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vicodinbottle · 4 months ago
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house md house md house md house md
life is house md
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vicodinbottle · 5 months ago
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so many updates since my gay boy post update... he licks walls and has a fat cat and his favourite ice cream flavour is boysenberry and he takes shots like a champ and his favourite pokemon is vaporeon and i love him undoubtably more
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vicodinbottle · 5 months ago
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thinking about gay gregory house
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vicodinbottle · 5 months ago
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hello all, my dad is drunk and helping me out with my love life. who wants deets.
ps i'm watching house
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vicodinbottle · 6 months ago
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he barked. out loud in the middle of a public hospital. at his boss
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vicodinbottle · 6 months ago
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i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.
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vicodinbottle · 6 months ago
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he is literally God to them.
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vicodinbottle · 6 months ago
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this fucking show
[House M.D. S3 E19 - Act Your Age]
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vicodinbottle · 6 months ago
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FIVE FINALLY GOT HIS HUG !!!!!!!
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vicodinbottle · 6 months ago
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YOU PEOPLE DONT UNDERSTAND-
HOUSE IS AUTISTIC.
They acknowledge it in S3 E4. Wilson heavily suggests to Cuddy that House has Asperger syndrome, but they decide that he can't possibly because he's just a jerk.
Let autistic people be jerks. Let autistic people be assholes WITHOUT USING AUTISM AS AN EXCUSE. IM AN ASSHOLE SOMETIMES. NOT BECAUSE IM AUTISTIC, IM JUST A PRICK. Yes I understand that one of the reasons for him being such a dickhead is because of his leg, he's in pain all the time. But thats even more of a reason to believe that it is a separate issue.
They say that he wants to relate to the kid because then he can get away with being a dick, but he does relate to the kid. He hates change, he thrives on consistency, he needs stimulation or he gets bored and frustrated, he isolates himself- and when he does have to interact, it's with the same people he sees everyday.
House can be autistic AND an asshole. Those two things do not cancel each other out.
(Edit: as a disabled autistic person, I see myself in House in ways that I never have in canonically autistic characters. I am aware it's never confirmed in the show. I am aware that not everyone agrees with this headcanon, and genuinely that is all it is, a headcanon. I'm not Hugh Laurie. This was just a rant about how House is treated while showing, what I and many other people, including characters inside the show, view as symptoms of ASD or other such disorders. I apologise if it came across as lying or spreading false information.)
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vicodinbottle · 6 months ago
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more mouse bites... (ibispaint study i did with house :3)
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vicodinbottle · 6 months ago
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this is the closest thing we get to house having religion. and by god, if he isn't devout
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vicodinbottle · 6 months ago
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hey guys what ht eufkc is goin on in this episode
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