vibrantiris
camille’s corner
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she/her. 25. Chicago.i may be soft and feminine but i will also Fucking Kill You.
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vibrantiris · 4 days ago
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Mom dream last night. It’s been quite some time, and this one was actually quite underwhelming compared to the others. Oddly realistic.
She was just laying in her king size bed, all cocooned in her comforters in the dark. TV light flickering and dimly illuminating her face. Expressionless, transfixed not on the screen in front of her but somewhere far beyond. She had called me into the bedroom to ask a favor. “Do you see that button with three ridges?” she asked me as I entered the room, not even flicking her eyes in my direction for a moment. I approached the cable boxes below the tv, making to touch the one to my right. “No, the other one,” my mother said plainly. I moved my hand over to the box on the left and pressed the button she had described. “You called me in here just to press a button?” I chided. “Something you absolutely could’ve done.” She said nothing. I said nothing more. And then I woke up.
It was an eerily calm dream, wildly uncharacteristic of both her and our relationship dynamic. Strangely simple even in context, but still carrying some of the irritability and…. something. I still went to press the button even though I didn’t want or need to. What was that? I didn’t even ask what it was.
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vibrantiris · 5 days ago
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Morally speaking your first use of a Death Note is always a freebie, since there's no way any reasonable person would expect it to work
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vibrantiris · 6 days ago
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extremely fucked up that the only way out is through
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vibrantiris · 6 days ago
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it's easier to apply for jobs than ever! so what if you lost your insurance, anyone can get a job these days, even without meds. everyone is hiring! there's a "good employee" shortage!
well you just need to revamp your resume, here's a paid app subscription that can read it for you. rewrite the cover letter they won't read. google jobs in my area and then scrawl through Monster/Indeed/worbly. did you want to save the search? this was posted 98 days ago. over 1 billion applicants! this position is trending.
jobs i actively like doing and get paid for. your search returned no results. easy-apply with HireSpin! easy apply with SparkFire! easy apply with PenisFlash! with a few short clicks, get your information stolen.
watch out! the first 98 links on google are actually scams! they're false postings. oopsie. that business isn't even hiring. that other one is closed permanently. find one that looks halfway legit, google the company and the word "careers". go to their page. scroll past brightly-lit diversity stock photo JOIN US white sans serif. we are a unique, fresh, client-focused stock value capitalism. we are committed to excellence and selling your soul on ebay. we are DRIVEN with POWER to INNOVATE our greed. yippee! our company has big values of divisive decision making, sucking our dicks, and hating work-life balances. our values are to piss in your mouth. sign here and tell us if you have gender issues so we can get ahead of the sexual harassment claim. are you hispanic although let's be real we threw out the resume when we saw your last name.
sign up to LinkHub to access updates from this company. make a HirePlus account to apply. download the PoundLink app. your account has been created, click the link we sent you in 15 minutes. upload that resume. we didn't read the resume, manually fill in the lines now. what is your expected pay grade. oh actually we want hungry people, not people driven by a salary. cut a zero off that number, buddy, this is about opportunity, and we need to be thrifty. highest level of education. autofill is glitching. here is an AI generated set of questions. what is your favorite part of our sexy, sexy company. how do you resolve conflict. will you get our company logo tattooed on your person. warning: while our CEO is guilty of wage theft, we will absolutely refuse to hire a nonviolent felon.
thank you for your interest at WEEBLIX. we actually already filled this position internally. we actually never had that posting. we actually needed you to have 9 years of experience and since you have 10 years we think it might be too many? we'll be texting you. we'll email you. we'll keep your resume. definitely absolutely we won't just completely ignore you. look at your phone, there's already a spam text from Bethany@stealyouridentity. they're hiring!
wait, did you get an interview? well that's special, aren't you lucky. out of 910 jobs you applied to, one answered, finally. and funny story! actually the position isn't exactly as advertised, we are looking for someone curious and dedicated. it's sort of more managerial. no, the pay doesn't change - you won't have any leadership title. now take this 90 minute assessment. in order to be a dog groomer, we need you to explain cell biology. in order to be a copyeditor, write a tiny dissertation about the dwindling supply of helium on the planet. answer our riddles three. great job! we just need to push this up to Tracy in HR who will send it to Rodney who is actually in charge. and then of course it's jay's decision and then greg will need to see you naked and if you survive you'll be given a drug test and a full anal examination.
and of course you'll be hungry this whole time, aren't you, months and months of the same shit. months of no insurance, no meds, no funding, barely able to afford the internet and the phone and the rent - all things you need in order to even apply for our thing. but do it again! do it again and again and again, until you flip inside out and turn into a being of pure dread!
you're not hired yet because you're lazy. there's over one million AI-generated hallucinated jobs in your area. don't worry. with zipruiter, hiring and firing is easier than ever. sign up. stay on-call.
in the meantime, little peon - why don't you just fucking suffer.
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vibrantiris · 6 days ago
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I bring a sort of "actually mass traumatic events have an effect on the public's mental health and you're NOT acting in isolation from that trauma, and ignoring it doesn't make it go away" vibe to the party that Americans do not like
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vibrantiris · 6 days ago
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If you’re a grown ass person online, it is YOUR responsibility to maintain proper boundaries with children, teenagers, and young people significantly younger than you. Cut the shit and stop pretending you don’t know what it means. I’m tired of you creepy motherfuckers I swear to GOD.
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vibrantiris · 6 days ago
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this meeting could have been a car crash
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vibrantiris · 7 days ago
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vibrantiris · 7 days ago
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Melting Lamps by kumbhglass
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vibrantiris · 7 days ago
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who up making one billion bad choices
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vibrantiris · 7 days ago
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vibrantiris · 8 days ago
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Reflecting on this post nearly SEVEN years later (gag me with a spoon), I’ve realized that I was NOT the winner in this scenario.
Your dad might pay your phone bill and half of your rent but MY dad gives me weed and knives, so who’s the real winner?
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vibrantiris · 11 days ago
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When the music is loud AND bad
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vibrantiris · 19 days ago
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BRAIDED LOCS & BEARD N4
Please do not reupload as your own
Do not put behind a paywall!!
Feel free to do whatever you want with it for personal use only
Have fun with it!!
BRAIDED LOCS
Found in Hair
Male
9 Swatches
BEARD N4
25 Swatches
Patreon (free)
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vibrantiris · 19 days ago
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BADDDIESIMS THEO HAIRSTYLE [ EARLY ACCESS ]
Custom Thumbnails
High/Medium Poly
HQ Textures
T.O.U.
Don’t Re-Upload
Don’t Re-Edit
Don’t convert to other games.
Don’t claim as your own
DOWNLOAD[ PUBLIC RELEASE OCTOBER 8 ]  
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BADDDIESIMS NAYEN HAIRSTYLE [ EARLY ACCESS ]
Custom Thumbnails
High/Medium Poly
HQ Textures
T.O.U.
Don’t Re-Upload
Don’t Re-Edit
Don’t convert to other games.
Don’t claim as your own
DOWNLOAD[ PUBLIC RELEASE OCTOBER 8 ]  
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vibrantiris · 19 days ago
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GABBY Locs - Hair [Early Access]
TWO Versions
Earlier this month I posted this tweet where I picked a few of your sims to use as my models. So far, I picked 4 of your sims. Follow my twitter for the next time I do this!
The model used above is from Twitter : @sisisimss <333
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Y’all know the drill….
Please respect my Early Access, its only three weeks :)
Do not edit nor re-upload my hairs anywhere (they'd still be mine) :(
Do not claim my hairs :(
Credit or tag me :)
Do not convert my hairs to other games or platforms :(
DOWNLOAD
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vibrantiris · 19 days ago
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Glo Nail Lounge
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Hey Rella hive. I built this nail salon for my new series. It includes two nail tech stations, four nail and toe drying stations, a front lounge area, pedicure stations, an esthetician room, and men/women’s restrooms. You can also become a nail technician and start a career with SayHeyyyMsZoey’s Nail Slayer Career mod. It can be downloaded here.
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Download Glo Nail Lounge here (early access on Patreon). Will be available for public release on 10/25/22.
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Please do not claim as yours. I did not create any of the custom content used in this build except for a few objects that were recolored by me. They can be found under “[SIMERELLA]” in buy mode.
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I have over 20k+ mods in my folder and my computer specs are different from yours. Please be mindful that downloading a big folder such as this one can potentially cause issues with your game due to mod conflicts are other things within your mods folder. As always, if you have any questions, feel free to reach out to me!
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