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FOLLOW TATERPOSTING ON INSTAGRAM TO BE CERTIFIED IN COOL PLEASE I WANT PEOPLE TO SEE HIM

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its fine. ok. im back.

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ayo ??🤨

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what kind of person i assume you are based on your eso class & spec (not counting tanks & healers bc i don't get huge impressions of them) based on personal experience 😊

stam dragonknight - a little loud & a bit wired but good sense of humor

mag dragonknight - entranced by fire to a somewhat worrying extent & a little bit egotistical because of their damage output but honestly it's well deserved

stam necromancer - do people play this? i don't think people play this

mag necromancer - edgy, usually has the stock standard pariah lore for their character but with their own personalized twist to it. whether that twist is actually cool or not is case-by-case

stam nightblade - quiet & focused, either knows what they're doing or is really good at pretending they do

mag nightblade - speedruns past the dungeon adds & gets their healer & tank killed then gets mad when h & t aren't there to help when they aggro the boss alone & get instantly slaughtered, pretty chill when they aren't being a dumbass

stam sorcerer - does godless amounts of damage in record times but if you ask how they will not have any more idea than you do

mag sorcerer - annoying meta chaser that copy & pastes builds without actually understanding them OR just likes bolt escape & overload but ignores the daedric summoning line bc they HATE the pets with a burning passion

stam templar - struggles to manage their resources but they're a good team player & try to keep the mood light

mag templar - pull stealing cunt

stam warden - if they say "hey come check this out" they're about to show you one of 3 things: an animal they found, a really cool combat strategy that nukes an entire mob in like 2 seconds, or the aforementioned combat strategy but they die because they missed an ability while trying to set up. pretty laidback

mag warden - very kind if a little disoriented because of all the visual effects on their screen, changing out their abilities constantly because they like all of them but only have so many slots, either loves the bear or will kill you irl for even mentioning it & probably subs support even though they queued as dps

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punished by god for some crimes by trying to solo a kilowattrel 6 star raid & all 3 attempts i had an npc send in a pokemon with intimidate

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i just want funny rat woman skeevemaster robe

if one more fucking magplar steals my entire pull im going to become the final boss

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like look i did not go through all the trouble of rounding up these adds & random tier 1 harpies for some nord (????????? why) mag class to roll in & nuke it before i can get a hit in

if one more fucking magplar steals my entire pull im going to become the final boss

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if one more fucking magplar steals my entire pull im going to become the final boss

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said "molag balls" entirely unprompted like a message from god while playing eso with my friend the other day & he sounded so disappointed

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autistic gay best friends with a perhaps concerning fascination with fire arrange a Fire Event, ca. 2023

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songs you liked on accident but turned out to be terminal bangers when they came on in your yt music liked songs playlist this post was made by cardiac arrest by bad suns

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i didnt really understand why old people are so afraid to experiment with technology & have to ask someone younger about the most basic shit until we got a new toaster oven & i was afraid to operate it unguided for awhile even though its really not that complex because i was afraid i might blow up the house or smth so yea i get it now

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top 5 lotus moments, in ascending order:

1. when she basically told salad v to shut the fuck up

2. ABSOLUTELY SLAUGHTERED THE BALLS MAN!! MEGAPOG

3. that time she highjacked my mot run to beat corrupted vor with a metal folding chair for the entire duration of his speech until he was nothing but a flattened 2d image on the ground waddling around after me like a looney tunes character that fell victim to the good ol' anvil to the head bit

4. when she wouldn't let ergo glast teach you (>300 year old child) how to gamble until he offered you a bugs man blueprint after which she was just like "aight seems legit"

5. when she invented gay people & then also invented gay rights that was so fucking cool

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Boy am I glad he’s frozen in there and that we’re out here and that he’s the sheriff and that we’re frozen out here and that we’re in there and I just remembered we’re out here. What I want to know is, where’s the TENNO SKOOM?

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forgor i had this account, glad to see the legends: arceus post i made months ago is still making rounds. unfortunately my dad is still dead, i'm starting to worry he's not just doing it ironically anymore

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i love how ive made it rather abundantly clear to all of the algorithms that i am a cis woman but targeted advertising is still like DO YOU WANT A RAZOR THAT MAKES IT SAFE TO SHAVE YOUR MASSIVE COCK AND BALLS. DO YOU WANT TO SHAVE YOUR FAT FUCKING NUTS, YOU SWEATY MUSCULAR PENIS MAN YOU. DO YOU WANT A CHEEKY LITTLE SAUSAGE SMOOTHER.