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vervainandvampires · 6 days ago

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𝚃𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴

"Oh, I leave quite an impression."

"You're wonderin' why half his clothes went missin'? My body's where they're at."

"Now I'm gone but you're still layin' next to me."

"I heard you're back together."

"You'll just have to taste me when he's kissing you."

"If you want forever... and I bet you do."

"He's funny now? All his jokes hit different? Guess who he learned them from."

"Every time you close your eyes and feel his lips, you're feelin' mine."

"Every time you breathe his air, just know I was already there."

"You can have him if you like; I've been there, done that once or twice."

"I know I've been known to share."

𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴

"I know I have good judgment."

"I know I have good taste."

"It's funny and it's ironic that only I feel that way."

"I promised 'em that you're different and everyone makes mistakes."

"I heard that you're an actor, so act like a stand-up guy."

"Whatever devil's inside you, don't let him out tonight."

"I tell them it's just your culture and everyone rolls their eyes."

"Please, please, please, don't prove I'm right."

"Don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice."

"Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another."

"I beg you, don't embarrass me, motherfucker."

"Well, I have a fun idea, babe, maybe just stay inside?"

"I know you're cravin' some fresh air, but the ceiling fan is so nice."

"We could live so happily if no one knows that you're with me."

"Don't prove I'm right."

"Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another. I beg you, don't embarrass me."

"If you wanna go and be stupid, don't do it in front of me."

"Don't make me hate you prolifically."

𝙶𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙶𝚁𝙰𝙲𝙴𝚂

"When I love you, I'm sweet like an angel."

"I'm drawin' hearts 'round our names, and dreamin' of writing vows, rockin' cradles."

"Don't mistake my nice for naive"

"I don't waste a second, I know lots of guys."

"You do somethin' suspect, this cute ass bye-bye."

"Baby, you say you really like it; being mine?"

"Let me give you some advice."

"It's not that complicated."

"You should stay in my good graces."

"It's not that complicated. You should stay in my good graces."

"No one's more amazin' at turnin' lovin' into hatred."

"I'll tell the world you finish your... chores... prematurely."

"Break my heart and I swear I'm movin' on with your favorite athlete."

"I want you every second, don't need other guys."

"You do somethin' sus, kiss my cute ass bye."

"I won't give a fuck about you."

𝚂𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙿𝙴𝚂𝚃 𝚃𝙾𝙾𝙻

"I know you're not the sharpest tool in the shed."

"We had sex, I met your best friends!"

"A bird flies by and you forget."

"I don't hear a word til your guilt creeps in."

"You left me with a lot of shit to second-guess."

"Guess I'll waste another year on wonderin' if."

"If that was casual, then I'm an idiot."

"I'm lookin' for an answer in-between the lines."

"You're lyin' to yourself if you think we're fine."

"You're confused and I'm upset, but we never talk about it."

"All the silence just makes it worse."

"We never talk about how you found God at your ex's house."

"You always made sure that the phone was face-down."

"Seems like overnight, I'm just the bitch you hate now."

"You guilt-tripped me to open up to you!"

"We don't talk about it."

𝙲𝙾𝙸𝙽𝙲𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴

"The second I put my head on your chest, she knew."

"She's got a real sixth sense."

"Without her even being here, she's back in your life."

"Now she's in the same damn city on the same damn night, and you've lost all your common sense."

"What a coincidence."

"Last week, you didn't have any doubts. This week, you're holding space for her tongue in your mouth."

She's sending you some pictures, wearing less and less, trying to turn the past into the present tense."

"You told me the truth... minus seven percent."

"What a surprise, your phone just died."

"Your car drove itself from L.A. to her thighs?"

"... but who's by your side?"

"Damn it, she looks kinda like the girl you outgrew."

"At least that's what you said."

𝙱𝙴𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙼

"I was in a sheer dress the day that we met."

"We were both in a rush."

"Your friend hit me up so we could connect."

"What are the odds?"

"And now the next thing I know..."

"I manifest that you're oversized... I digress."

"Who's the cute boy with the white jacket and the thick accent?"

"Maybe it's all in my head."

"But I bet we'd have really good bed chem."

"How you pick me up, pull 'em down, turn me 'round, oh, it just makes sense."

"How you talk so sweet when you're doing bad things, that's bed chem."

"How you're looking at me, yeah, I know what that means, and I'm obsessed."

"Are you free next week?"

"Come right on me... I mean camaraderie!"

"Said you're not in my time zone, but you wanna be."

"Where art thou? Why not uponeth me?"

"I see it in my mind, let's fulfill the prophecy."

"Who's the cute guy with the wide, blue eyes and the big, bad mmm?"

"I know I sound a bit redundant."

"It just makes sense."

"You talk so sweet when you're doing bad things."

"You're looking at me, yeah, I know what that means."

"And I bet we'd both arrive at the same time."

"And I bet the thermostat's set at six-nine."

"And I bet it's even better than in my head."

𝙴𝚂𝙿𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚂𝙾

"He's thinkin' 'bout me every night."

"Isn't that sweet?"

"I guess so."

"Say you can't sleep, baby, I know."

"I can't relate to desperation."

"My 'give a fucks' are on vacation."

"I got this one boy and he won't stop calling."

"When they act this way I know I got em'."

"Too bad your ex don't do it for ya."

"Walked in and dream came trued it for ya."

"Soft skin and I perfumed it for ya."

"I know I Mountain Dew it for ya."

"That morning coffee brewed it for ya."

"One touch and I brand newed it for ya."

"Holy shit."

"I'm working late..."

"He looks so cute wrapped around my finger."

"My twisted humor makes him laugh so often."

"My honey bee, come and get this pollen."

"Isn't that sweet?"

"I guess so."

𝙳𝚄𝙼𝙱 & 𝙿𝙾𝙴𝚃𝙸𝙲

"You're so dumb and poetic."

"It's just what I fall for, I like the aesthetic."

"Every self-help book, you've already read it."

"You cherry-pick lines like they're words you invented."

"You get a gold star for hi-brow manipulation."

"You try to come off like you're soft and well-spoken."

"You jack off to lyrics by Leonard Cohen."

"I don't think you understand."

"Just 'cause you talk like one, it doesn't make you a man."

"You're so sad there's no communication, but baby, you put us in this situation."

"You're running so fast from the hearts that you're breakin'."

"You're so empathetic, you'd make a great wife."

"I promise the mushrooms aren't changing your life."

"You crashed the car and abandoned the wreckage."

"You fuck with my head like it's some kind of fetish."

"Just 'cause you leave like one, it doesn't make you a man."

𝚂𝙻𝙸𝙼 𝙿𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙸𝙽𝚂

"Guess I'll end this life alone."

"I am not dramatic, these are just the thoughts that pass right through me."

"All the douchebags in my phone... if they're winning, I'm just losing."

"A boy who's jacked and kind. Can't find his ass to save my life."

"It's slim pickins."

"If I can't have the one I love, I guess it's you that I'll be kissin'."

"Since the good ones are deceased or taken, I'll just keep on moanin' and bitchin'."

"Jesus, what's a girl to do?"

"This boy doesn't even know the difference between "there", "their", and "they are"."

"He's naked in my room."

"God knows that he isn't livin' large."

"A boy who's nice, that breathes? I swear, he's nowhere to be seen."

"Since the good ones call their exes wasted, and since the Lord forgot my gay awakening, then I'll just be here in the kitchen."

𝙹𝚄𝙽𝙾

"I don't have to tell your hot ass a thing, you just get it."

"Whole package, babe, I like the way you fit."

"God bless your dad's genetics."

"You make me wanna make you fall in love."

"Late at night, I'm thinking 'bout you."

"Wanna try out my fuzzy pink handcuffs?"

"Oh, I hear you knockin', baby. Come on up."

"I know you want my touch for life

"If you love me right, then who knows? I might let you make me Juno."

"You know I just might let you lock me down tonight."

"One of me is cute, but two, though?"

"Give it to me, baby."

"I showed my friends, then we high-fived. Sorry if you feel objectified."

"I can't help myself, hormones are high."

"You give me more than just some butterflies."

"Wanna try out some freaky positions?"

"Have you ever tried this one?"

"If you love me right, then who knows?"

"I might let you make me Juno."

"Adore me."

"Hold me and explore me."

"Mark your territory."

"Tell me I'm the only one."

"Adore me, hold me and explore me."

"I'm so fucking horny."

𝙻𝙸𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙶𝙸𝚁𝙻𝚂

"Don't swear on your mom that it's the first drink that you've had in like a month."

"Don't say it was just an isolated incident that happened once."

"There's no need to pretend."

"I've never seen an ugly truth that I can't bend to something that looks better."

"I'm stupid, but I'm clever."

"I can make a shitshow look a whole lot like forever and ever."

"You don't have to lie to girls."

"If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves."

"You don't have to lie to girls. If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves."

"Don't I know it better than anyone else?"

"All of your best excuses don't stand a chance."

"It isn't ideal, but damn."

"You don't even have to try."

"You don't have to lift a finger."

"It's lucky for you I'm just like my mother."

"We love to read the cold, hard facts and swear they're incorrect."

"We love to mistake butterflies for cardiac arrest."

"You don't have to lie to girls. If they like you, they'll just lie to themselves. Don't I know it better than anyone else?"

"Girls will cry and girls will lie and girls will do it 'til they die for you."

"Girls will lose their goddamn minds for you."

𝙳𝙾𝙽'𝚃 𝚂𝙼𝙸𝙻𝙴

"Don't smile because it happened, baby, cry because it's over."

"You're supposed to think about me every time you hold her."

"My heart is heavy now, it's like a hundred pounds."

"It's falling faster than the way you love to shut me down."

"I think I need a shower."

"My friends are taking shots."

"You think it's happy hour, for me it's not."

"Don't smile because it happened."

"Cry because it's over."

"I want you to miss me."

"I stay in, and when the girls come home I want one of them to take my phone and lose your number."

"I don't wanna be tempted."

"You can fake it, but you know I know."

#memes || lets have fun

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vervainandvampires · 7 days ago

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👻୧‿︵‿︵ Send “DON’T GO” to pin my muse against something to prevent them from leaving. Please feel free to add any specifics. Add “reverse” to reverse the roles.

#memes || lets have fun

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vervainandvampires · 7 days ago

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@saltzblood

#elena gilbert || doppleganger #stefan salvatore || darling salvatore #stelena || were epic

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vervainandvampires · 7 days ago

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Monstrous Things to Say

"I want to bite you."

"I can't wait to sink my fangs into you."

"What would you look like torn into pieces?"

"I want to feel your bones crack."

"You would look so beautiful covered in blood."

"I wish I could bite straight through you."

"I want to taste your blood."

"I want to feel your heart stop beating."

"Let me crush your throat."

"I'll hold you so tight you'll never breathe again."

"Let me feel your pulse still."

"My hands would feel so perfect soaked in your blood."

"I'll never forget what you were wearing."

"Let me sit my nose in your throat as you gasp."

"You would scream so sweetly, wouldn't you?"

"I could take you to pieces."

"Let me help you feel at peace."

"If only I could take your heart out."

"I'll crack your chest, spread it out, let everyone see how beautiful you are."

"You're so perfect inside."

"I wish you could see how wonderful this is."

"Let the blood ooze out, nice and slowly..."

"Whisper my name. Let me say goodbye."

"You'll feel so free when I let you bleed out."

"There's nothing quite as wonderful as death."

"My bones ache to taste yours."

"Every whisper of your skin promises sweetness."

"There's nothing quite like it, you know? Of course not."

"Say goodbye, my love."

"I'm going to be gentle, you know. As I peel each sinew out. I'll make you into an art piece."

#memes || lets have fun

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vervainandvampires · 7 days ago

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Mean Sentences, Vol. 9

(Mean sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I don't think I'm better than everybody else. Just you."

"You're not righteous. You've got issues."

"Touchy, aren't you?"

"You know, you're not quite right."

"I'm getting tired of your insecurities."

"I don't really know what to say to you that would tell you how contemptible I think you are."

"Is all of that fresh-scrubbed earnestness just an act, or are you truly oblivious to the wreckage you leave in your wake?"

"You're like a bad omen. Always around for my misery."

"No excuses. You're better than this. It's pathetic!"

"I don't think your intentions are honourable."

"Honey, you look horrific!"

"You may just be the most gullible fool I've ever marked. "

"Hey, I immediately don't like you."

"You're a despicable little termite, you know that?"

"You have a cruel streak. I hadn't realised it before."

"You are not as charming as you think you are."

"This is just you projecting your own intimacy issues on everybody else!"

"At this point, you must be beginning to comprehend the stunning totality of your failure."

"I don't want you. I never wanted you."

"I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."

"I'm not trying to make you feel bad. Well, maybe a little."

"Has anyone ever told you that you're very much like an arachnid?"

"Coming from you, that means almost nothing."

"The day you die, your family will rejoice."

"How come you can't be smart like that?"

"Maybe you are intelligent, but you're also crazy!"

"Do you know what your sin is? It's pride."

"Tell me, were you always like this, or did it come on suddenly?"

"You always ruin everything!"

"Every move you've made since you were a child was born of selfishness and self-pity."

"Christ, you're like a walking cliché!"

"Do you think I don't see through your pitiful subterfuge?"

"Everything is not going to be fine! Why does everyone keep saying that?"

"I'm starting to think you have a little too much time on your hands."

"You always were shifty, ever since the day we met."

"That hat makes you look like an idiot."

"I cannot abide useless people."

"When do you get so fragile?"

"I'm very sorry - did I give you the impression I was asking?"

"I'm adopting a façade of caring."

#memes || lets have fun

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vervainandvampires · 7 days ago

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Parents, Children, and Family Sentences, Vol. 3

(Sentences for parents, children, and family in general. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Are you trying to destroy this family?"

"I think that's what being a parent is. You love them, and get a lifetime of pain in return."

"You shouldn't hit anyone, especially not your brother."

"Do you have a favourite child?"

"It's hard to believe that I'm now the last surviving member of my family."

"Don't you tell me what I can and can't do with my own child."

"You can't protect me from everything."

"I know that it's hard to accept this kind of darkness in your own family, but it is essential that you do."

"Good for you. You finally figured out how to be a father."

"Denial is a major branch of my family tree."

"To be honest, our son isn't much fun."

"I should have protected you. A father's job is to care for his children."

"Blood takes precedence over everything."

"Everyone in this family keeps things from each other."

"In my experience, the apple tends not to fall too far from the tree. Is that true in your case?"

"You know, I wish I had a daughter."

"You don't seem to share much with your daughter."

"I'm your dad. I won't ever stop being your dad."

"One doesn't lose a brother and remain emotionless."

"Can I call my own children annoying?"

"Wake up! It's time you were dressed!"

"Have I not always protected you?"

"Are you suggesting that we break in and conduct our own search?"

"It must be very hard being a father."

"There's a fine line between protecting someone and smothering them."

"You're the closest thing I have to a mother, and I love you."

#memes || lets have fun

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vervainandvampires · 7 days ago

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'Move My Muse' Prompts

add '+ reverse' to reverse; bonus points for context clues

[drag] my muse by their arm

[lead] my muse by their hand

[hurry] my muse, prodding their back

[guide] my muse, holding their shoulders

[tackle] my muse, knocking them to the ground

[bear hug] my muse, staggering them

[yank] my muse in, by their clothes

[pull] my muse in, by their hands

[draw] my muse in, by their hips

[provoke] my muse closer, with a vulgar gesture

[signal] my muse closer, with a hand wave

[plead] my muse closer, with frantic arm movements

[lure] my muse closer with a smile and a look

[drop] down with my muse, in cover, under fire

[settle] down with my muse, in a hug, by a fire

[lay] down with my muse, in a cuddle, sparking a fire

#memes || lets have fun

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vervainandvampires · 7 days ago

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[ sms 📱 ELENA GILBERT ] I am. Yes, he did. But Stefan, I want you here. I'm scared and.. I.. don't want to be alone.

[ sms 📱 STEFAN SALVATORE ] being shot at wasn't great

[ sms 📱 ELENA GILBERT ] no it wasn't, but neither is being hunted down by psychopathic vampires who want to kill me.

#saltzblood #sms || phone interactions

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vervainandvampires · 7 days ago

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Penny Dreadful Sentences, Vol. 3

(Sentences from Penny Dreadful (2014-1016). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"My shame is my own to live with, and I shall."

"True evil is, above all things, seductive."

"You're a very interesting man. You can't be as pure as your face suggests."

"You must like hidden things, for you hide things very well."

"Tell me your secrets, and I'll tell you mine."

"Scientifically speaking, life's nothing but a series of chemical reactions."

"I have been much feared and hated in my life."

"I've not had many friends in my time, but I'm proud to count you among them."

"Do your ambitions not exceed this?"

"I've tasted success, and it's a meal I now wish to devour."

"How many scattered corpses will you leave in your bloody wake before your life has run its course?"

"You offer me a normal life. Why do you think I want that anymore?"

"I was not made to scream."

"I promise you we'll be less afraid tomorrow."

"You can't die until you've served your purpose."

"You know you have a further destiny. Let this be it."

"Don't flatter me. I know what I am."

"Hunting a man is no great thing. They're slow and predictable, and they can be found always where their appetites lead them."

"I'm not the man you knew. There's blood on my teeth, and in my soul, I think."

"I've always loved the ocean and felt great affection for creatures of the deep."

"Thank you for tonight. It's meant more to me than I can say."

"I'll never forget your name again."

"Has my utility not been amply demonstrated?"

"Has my allegiance not been proved?"

"If you cannot endure the nightmare, you should not lie down for the sleep."

"Before you speak another word, I ask you to consider this: how valuable is your life?"

"Because I murder with will and not like a blind animal, you think me a monster. Yet, how many corpses have you left in your wake?"

"I want to liberate your truest self: the beast that prowls around your heart."

"In this mortal world, you'll always be shunned for your uniqueness - but not with me."

"I will love you for who you are."

"You have no sense of the terrors I will bring onto you."

"You think we're the same? Fellow outcasts?"

"I have no intention of repenting."

"You must be quick, and you must be vicious."

"Usually, folk would have run a mile by now. Most people find me rather off-putting."

#memes || lets have fun

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vervainandvampires · 7 days ago

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ULTIMATE ELENA GILBERT MEME ELENA GILBERT in every episode: 4.12 “A View To A Kill” ↳ “Apparently I'm living in a fraternity house now.”

#elena gilbert || doppleganger

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Elena paused mid-step, glancing up at the stranger who had just stopped her. He looked… different from the usual tourists that occasionally wandered into Mystic Falls. There was an intensity in his eyes, a quiet curiosity that felt too deliberate.

She offered a polite smile. "Sure, what’s up?"

Something about him put her on edge—not in a threatening way, but in a way that made her feel watched. She had dealt with enough people looking for things in this town to know when someone wasn’t just passing through.

"If you’re looking for the Mystic Falls Historical Society, it’s a few blocks that way," she added, nodding toward the square. "They love giving tours about the town’s rich history." Her tone was light, but she studied his reaction carefully.

Most people who came here were either oblivious or looking for something. And she had a feeling this man wasn’t just here for the sightseeing.

@vervainandvampires

IT WASN’T EASY TO STUDY vampire history. His species was not known for keeping meticulous notes that were easily accessible. And most diaries that he had come across from vampires long ago killed, seemed to look at the world through somewhat rose-tinted glasses. That didn’t deter Alex though. He had studied subjects more difficult to find information on.

The last decade and a half, he had spent visiting places important to vampire history. Not that anybody was going to be interested in the information he was gathering. Of course, he had visited Bran Castle and Poenari Castle. Any self-respecting historian would be going to either of these places first. And New Orleans had been an interesting find as well, though he had unexpectedly learned more about vampire lineages there than he had intended. The Originals were probably a family to avoid if one wanted to truly live forever.

But this… This was Mystic Falls. Not as widely known as a vampire hotspot as some other places, but definitely a must-visit. Here, humans were aware of what vampires were. There were diaries written full of information on the vampires in the area, all written by the humans. It was a place like nowhere else. In other places, people thought there were vampires. Here it was known.

There was one landmark - well, former landmark - he really did want to see. So he caught the attention of the very first person he saw after he had entered town. “Excuse me, if I could have a moment of your time, please?”

#scriptorxfabularum

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Elena heard the sickening crack before she even realized what had happened. She looked down, eyes widening as the stranger’s phone skidded across the pavement, the screen shattering on impact.

"Oh, shoot!" she gasped, quickly bending down to pick it up. The damage was obvious—deep fractures spiderwebbed across the glass, rendering it completely useless. Elena winced as she turned it over in her hands.

"Wow… I am so sorry! I didn’t see you." She looked up at the woman, offering an apologetic smile.

She expected annoyance, maybe even anger, but the stranger’s expression remained oddly composed. There was something almost… calculated in the way she carried herself. Elena brushed the thought aside. She was probably just embarrassed—or frustrated that her phone was now beyond saving.

"Well, damn…" Elena sighed, holding the broken device out to her. "Now you’re really going to get lost." She let out a small, awkward laugh, trying to lighten the moment. "I’d offer to help, but my sense of direction is terrible." She paused for a moment. "I could get you a new phone, there's a shop right down the street."

Something about the woman unsettled her, but Elena ignored the feeling. This was just an accident—nothing more. Right?

@vervainandvampires

SO THIS WAS MYSTIC FALLS. She had expected so much more from this town. Stories had reached her ears about hordes of vampires living here among the unsuspecting humans, using them as walking blood bags. But it turned out to be a huge disappointment. There were perhaps some vampires. And she had already established that not all humans were unsuspecting.

The only thing that turned out to be true was that this was the home of the döppelganger. She knew very little about what a döppelganger was, but the man with whom she had had a little dalliance a while back - another inhabitant of this quaint little town - had spoken about it like it was something special. And she did so like special things.

So when she had accidentally and quite literally bumped into what she had pinpointed was this Katherine Pierce, it was everything but accidental. The shoulder check sent her phone careening from her hands, the screen shattering on impact with the pavement. “Oh shoot!” She exclaimed. “I am so sorry! I didn’t see you.” She bent down and picked up the phone that had most definitely not survived the collision. “Well damn…” A dramatic sigh accompanied her words. “Now I’m really going to get lost.”

#scriptorxfabularum

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