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i fucking hate maid training theres so much to remememeber
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MOTHER: now eat your vegetables honey so you can grow up big and strong
WOKE SON: i dont WANT to grow up big and strong. i want to be a Twink
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ORB SHOW ME FEMININE ELVEN PHALLUS NOW!!!
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no you don鈥檛 get it guys i don鈥檛 have a disorder i just have every single symptom in the world
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i have witnessed unspeakable horrors . the horrors weren't undescribable or anything, i just had to sign an NDA
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Brazil is the only non-Muslim country to host the most Shi'a Muslims in the world
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I was cleaning out my computer and I found a bunch of screenshots of text posts from 2013-2014. The golden age of tumblr.
I take no credit for these posts.
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trick or treating on ides of march but instead of candy it's knifes
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