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Cis people who don't know much about gender stuff but are genuinely trying to be respectful are so cute

Today a girl in class told me I look pretty and she immediately froze and said "wait no. Handsome? Good, you look good" and I'm like Vanesa I would kill for you

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i have been in america lately and tried its Various cuisine’s here is my review

wendys

what i had: four for $4 burger and lemonade.

what i thought: this is the same as mcdonalds but there is a smiling girl! the guy who invented wendys was called somethng else so who is wendy. Food apparaition?

rating: 3/5. food was boring but mysterious girl warmed my heart

cook out

what i had: hot dog and shake

what i thought: holy shit. also milkshakes in america are like, solid ice cream. i was expecting nesquik

rating: 5/5. the hot dog was nauseating but cost a dollar and the cashier liked toys

steak n shake

what i had: you can only have burgers and shakes from this restaurant so thats what i got baby!! when in roam!! hasta la vista!!

what i thought: siri didnt know how to get there so we got lost on the highway at 1am. WOOPS!!! thats the american life

rating: 4/5. tasted like i was dying, but pleasantly

cracker barrel

what i had: friday fish fry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what i thought: there was lots of old people in this restaurant. the waitress avoided me because my nails were painted. this is a well documented phenomneom but biscuits are definitely something different in this country than my country

rating: 2/5. scary torture cabin

costco

what i had: piza slice

what i thought: i know this isnt technicaly a restaurant but drinks were 50 cents so it gets an honorable mention. there was a crate of mayonnaise but i didnt try that.

rating: ???/5. costcos most precious secrets are lost to us all

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A) i was a church organist

B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk

C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds

Which one is a lie

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every photo of a shoebill eating is progressively worse than the last

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The never ending struggle

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Thanks for ruining the funnest thing I had going. Now I don’t even feel like torturing him.

Joker finding out the Batman’s true identity in HARLEY QUINN Season 1 finale “The Final Joke”

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Wherever his Papa goes Baby Yoda will follow.

BONUS! BABIES FIRST STEPS!

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~witchy asks~

🌿 do you collect herbs? if so what’s your favorite one?

⭐️ what’s your star sign?

💎 do you collect crystals? what’s you favorite one?

🧼 how do you cleanse your space?

🌝 do you make moonwater?

🏺 do you work with any deities? if so which one(s)?

🔮 do you do divination? what is/are your favorite form(s) of divination?

🥮 what’s your chinese zodiac?

🧬 do you work with your ancestors?

🗳 what’s you unpopular witchcraft opinion?

📖 do you have a book of shadows?

🌜 what’s your moon sign?

👼 do you work with angels?

🌈 what path(s)/tradition(s) are you following?

🩸 do you do blood magick?

🖤 do you do shadow work?

🧚‍♀️ do you work with the fae?

♾ what’s you lucky/favorite number?

🕳 do you preform hexes/jinxes/curses?

🍓 do you give offerings?

👿 do you work with demons?

🍵 do you make oils/potions/salves?

⬆️ what’s your rising sign?

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you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog

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Reblog if you’re OK with people sending you asks about your OCs, ‘sonas or even about yourself

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From Kasia Babis.

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Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and that’s sure something

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🅱️LIZZARD 🅱️LEASE

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Traditional Georgian dancing.

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Inspired by a recent experience I had with someone stealing my art and cropping out my URL. Dedicated to every artist who has had their art work stolen.