venusandmyrtle

[venusandmyrtle]

ed has two hands so he can two boyfriends and his boyfriends can be semi-nice to each other because they both love ed

i just don't really see izzy and stede being romance with each other (but platonic stizzy is top tier to me)

also i think it would be really funny for those two be happy and in love with ed (or as happy and in love as izzy can be) and then just antagonistic with each other (like always trying to one up the other at being a better boyfriend or fighting about which of their bed he'll sleep in (until they all obviously end up in stede's bed because it's the biggest with ed in the middle and izzy and stede glaring at each other over his head) or etc.)

also lucius (and possibly jim olu and archie (very possibly black pete and fang (i'm very onboard with lucius and fang having a thing)) help them figure it out (with lucius making fun of izzy during is (platonic spizzy is also top tier (let's be real i think platonic izzy and anyone is top tier))

[venusandmyrtle]

do you guys think ed made izzy eat the other toes he cut off or was the ingesting of the toe just a one time thing?

i need to know. it's haunting me.

also can we talk about how he just told him to take off his boot which means izzy was just letting ed cut his toes off at least semi-willing cause that's sad.

i get it though izzy's just a sad little angry man in love.

[venusandmyrtle]

my roman empire is izzy hands

i do nothing but think of izzy hands

every tiktok i watch is about izzy hands

every tumblr post i read is about izzy hands

every ao3 fanfic i read is about izzy hands

the only show i watch anymore is our flag means death

my mind is a mixture of clarity that circles izzy hands and incoherent screaming that revolves around izzy hands

i have so many questions regarding izzy hands

i want to know every little thing about izzy hands no matter how small and irrelevant or big and essential to his character

i cannot think anymore without thinking of izzy hands

it's driving me insane

help....please....god....help me