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HAPPY POKEMON DAY THE GIRLIES ARE SO CUUUUUUUTE

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The king of problem causing

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Came out of my tumblr hibernation to draw this

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nothing attracts angry democrat comments like posting ‘ratchet effect’, it gets them coming out in sworms.

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I feel like if Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu were to ever meet they'd instantly start sniping at one another with just the most horrific insults you've ever heard. And they'd keep doing it. Every time they interact, it's just roast after roast after roast. At one point, someone (probably Yue Qingyuan if we're being real) would suggest the two of them not interacting anymore, and the Shens would immediately get defensive, being like, "This is my best friend wtf you mean you want me to stop hanging out with him?!"

Because I truly feel like Shen Jiu shows he cares for someone by how horribly he insults them (and in reverse is completely polite to people he loathes), and Shen Yuan is a millennial, even if he does know another way to show he cares, he's not gonna use it.

It is on this hill the two of them understand each other perfectly and everyone else thinks they're crazy.

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hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

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When it comes to "such a raw line" sort of sentences you find on the internet, The Stupendium is one hell of a source for them. I keep being impressed by just how much one person can be exactly where they should be - I'm not kidding, this mf could make it as a poet, as a musician, on the stage performing Shakespeare, but instead they decided to use this impressive mashup of skills they have to rap about videogames. Yeah I shit you not, they actually pull it off. I don't listen to rap and I don't play videogames and this is good.

This one specific song had one line that made me think that it would make a really funny "live, laugh, love" -style saccharine wall sticker or framed unintelligble calligraphy poster, you know that type of decor I'm talking about. But then it struck me, hold on, that one would make a fucking hilarious cutesy grandma cottagecore cross stitch with flowers all around it. Then I decided that fuck it, I have to design that, I'm going to turn that into a cross stitch pattern.

And uh. Suddenly it's 10 pm. And instead of whatever else I could have done today, I made this:

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Hmmmm

PROFESSOR SYCAMORE DID YOU FUCK MY MOM

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caleb kitty 💕

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Memory from when Mercury was still a magnamite and Gumpy didn't quite understand that he was a living thing

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Memory from when Mercury was still a magnamite and Gumpy didn't quite understand that he was a living thing

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anyway the actual point of fandom is to inspire each other. reading each other's fics and admiring each other's art and saying wow i love this and i feel something and i want to invoke this in other people, i want to write a sentence that feels like a meteor shower, i want to paint a kiss with such tenderness it makes you ache, i want to create something that someone else somewhere will see it and think oh, i need to do that too, right now. i am embracing being a corny cunt on main to say inspiring each other is one of the things humanity is best at and one of the things fandom is built for and i think that's beautiful

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Abolish Tesla.

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So like a year or two later, I've finally finished the main storyline in Pokemon sword

My girl sylveon carried ngl ♥️

Also i caught eternatus in a heal ball lol

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im dizzy from laughing at this image

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.......I fucked up so bad.

I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.

I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.

I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.