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its friday bitches tonight finna be a movie

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An ode to those adorable Kaidonovskys.

And silly Russian wedding photography.

… I honestly did not expect to love this movie as much as I did.

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— Natalie Diaz, Manhattan Is a Lenape Word

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I aspire

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missed time by Ha Jin

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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Palpatine never stops getting obliterated by Padmé his entire life. Like imagine you’re trying to do evil advisor political things and then there’s this child queen cutting you off at the pass every time. Oh okay no worries you try and assassinate her but then she gets even more politically adept and then seduces and marries the guy you’ve been working really hard to groom. Rats! But no problem, because now she’s dead and you’ve succeeded in making her husband into your metal fleshmachine murdersub but—SURPRISE! Turns out she’d been hitting that freakazoid raw during every wartime conjugal visit and now you’re getting your ass kicked by not one but TWO of her kids, which, given they both have 50% of her DNA, is like kind of like getting your ass kicked by a genetically combined total of 100% Padme Amidala. Crazy.

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Girl Tintin

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Did you just say you like my posts?

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I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

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my aunt who owns horses constantly posts these excellent horse memes

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