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Oops it me

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ppl are so annoying “you can’t paint ur bedroom pink you’re an adult” i did not spend my entire life waiting to grow up and control my life to paint my bedroom beige

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Dear fanfic author,

The skillsets involved in 'solving real-life mysteries' and 'guessing the outcomes of mystery novels' are not the same. Certainly someone could be good at both, and someone with an interest in one kind of mystery may also be interested in other kinds of mysteries and cultivate both skills, but apart from that I don't think they'd be much good for predicting each other!

Guessing the way a mystery novel ends depends on understanding the genre, genre tropes, and the author. You can have a fantastic understanding of how real people in general work and it won't help because the only real person involved is the author. It's just — completely different.

…Although I suppose the skillset required to solve mysteries inside a fictional story may not be quite so removed. Huh. Very meta.

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You know what fuck you

*spell of bnuuy vortex*

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New none pizza left beef just dropped

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ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on

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"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy

"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy

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this is about procrastinating. or executive dysfunction. i think

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I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

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my torment, my calamity, this life!

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People are always hating on Hugo Weaving's Elrond for not being atractive enough or looking too old for an elf but

He pulled off playing a younger, dashing, more physically active version of his character really well in the Hobbit while he was actually like 20 years older LMAO

People can hate on my man Hugo but he was the only one who genuinely looked younger and more handsome somehow, all the others looked visibly older, even Cate who is so beautiful and aged extremely will did look older than in LOTR but he didn't. I need some respect for him

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Date guys who are taller than you. Date protective guys. Date guys with a giant army of orcs and an unquenchable desire for the one ring. Date Sauron.

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