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第16回鎮魂ワンドロ

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Tired loaf

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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

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I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where the sharks are having fucking AA for fish eating. Remember that shit? “I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.” Who ever thought of that? That was brilliant. Or what about that time in Shrek 2 where Shrek and Donkey infiltrate the castle pretending to be union workers? Little me didn’t give a shit about unions but big me is remembering Shrek going “It’s okay buddy, we’re from the union” and the desk worker secretively “we don’t even have dental,” and Shrek just shakes his head and looks at Donkey like he can’t believe this shit and goes, “They don’t even have dental.” What the fuck. I’m dying of laughter. Who comes up with this shit.

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Pssst

Hey, are you an artist or writer with WIPs?

Come here... I got a secret for you pssst come ‘ere

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Normal Horoscope:

Aries: You have nearly reached your weekly allotted trundling quota. Go easy on the trundling until Monday.

Taurus: Do you see the things bursting from the cracks? The things that seek sunlight of no accord but their own? Your skin is your own prison but dammit it is yours.

Gemini: Prepare for the worst, hope for the best, fuck up anyway and make something up on the fly.

Cancer: Be the change you want to see in the world, the words wont write themselves. Eventually they will though, and you’ll get to see them consume everything in your path, leaving the earth bare and salted.

Leo: It doesn’t matter what you pick but goddammit you have to be something with your entire heart.

Virgo: Paper thin slightly curved panes of glass, layered atop each other as to only barely touch in specific places. The engravings are so fine it would take a lifetime to unravel their meaning.

Libra: After a bloodhound is rendered harmless, it can be safely disassembled for use. Remember: Blind, disable, repurpose.

Scorpio: It bleeds flower petals that harden into sharp scarlet scales. Every scar becomes a razor.

Ophiuchus: There are things that simply cannot be taught. They can only be learned firsthand. Those who have the knowledge understand its importance. Watch how inane advice becomes important.

Sagittarius: Memory weighs down the flow of time like rocks in a stream. Enough rocks in the wrong place can make reality flow back in on itself. 

Capricorn: Answer the Door.

Aquarius: You have time on your side, your possessions do not. Things rot. 

Pisces: Let your mind rest, there will be plenty of time to use it. For now things need space to replenish. 

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Those trending posts about dragon taxonomy annoy me because when you come right down to it, what we call “dragons” are a bunch of essentially unrelated critters from entirely disconnected folkloric traditions that have been smooshed together under the same category – mostly by tabletop RPG writers – on no firmer basis than the fact that they’re all at least vaguely lizard-shaped.

In practice, nearly all of the terms that are being tossed about as describing this or that very specific variety of “dragon” would have been used to describe many different mythical critters in different times and places – and conversely, the exact same mythical critter might historically have been referred to by any or all of those names. Heck, the beasties that historically were actually called “dragons” by their originating cultures typically bear very little resemblance to what a “dragon” looks like in contemporary popular media. When was the last time you encountered a fictional dragon that had strong opinions about elephants?

Basically, any time somebody gets on your case about what is and is not a “dragon”, the only proper response is to hit them with an anthropology textbook.

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Wwx's EXPENSIVE outfit when he's finally become lwj's legal husband also a member of gusu lan sect 😏👍

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not to be emotional on main but fanfiction is a gift and it’s so fundamentally human to tell each other stories and i am deeply grateful to have that in my life. thank you all for adding so much emotion and meaning to the world with your words

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Crowns and Tiaras

Ithuriell on Etsy

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LOOK AT HOW IN LOVE THEY ARE PLS BE QUIET I AM BREAKING DOWN

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hualian falling in love among fallen leaves…. their hands reaching towards each other….. ruoye wrapped around both of them…. hua cheng pulling xie lian closer to him….

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