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Im majoring in pissing everyone off at bitch university

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Yeah running water is cool but uuh. You do know that if you use it to pour enough water into a container you can put your head in it and drown and DIE??? Yeah this is crazy and evil and sad. What if a kid does that. This is why I propose the idea to make it so people pay 200000$ every time they use the sink!!! This is because no child has that much money so they are physically unable to harm themselves <3 Wdym this is insane and we shouldn't be paying 200000$ just to get a glass of water. There are no ulterior motives. No it's not about taking your money. This is for child safety. Don't you want children to be safe??? You evil sicko freak. What's wrong with you for thinking this is wrong and won't work.

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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely

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”sesbian lex” “wuh luh wuh” NO!!!!! don’t be ashamed to be a dyke!!!! proudly scream that you have lesbian sex!!!! you kiss girls!!!! you want to eat them out!!! you like biceps and boobs!! dyke!!!

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life actually gets better when you leave the house consistently btw like im serious

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i’m always thinking about that one tweet that was like. people who came out below the age of 15 who had queer friends and/or accepting parents are the nepo babies of gay people because it really is true

oh you had friendcest in your group? oh you drew gay people together and had a weird situationship? you people do not even know the hoops comphet puts you through and it’s ONLY funny to other people know what you mean

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The stab.

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But im a cheerleader!

(Tried a bit of a diffrent style)

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Female Troubles, Dir. John Waters.

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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favourite genre of lyrics. it’s never over

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where are all of the femmes who are vampires? the butches who are willing blood bags for their gfs and who happily loves whenever their gf sinks their fangs into them because of cuteness aggression?? a butch who gets excited whenever i stare at their neck for too long?? (blood kink if you think deeper). everyone get more lesbian and vampiric NOW.

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petting my thing

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puppy rock is in the house tonite everybody just have a woof time

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when its Touch His Nipples Tuesday during Fuck His Ass August

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i canoed home from the club

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