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sometimes im surprised this account exists... its been a while and ive changed tons, but my posts still get notes.. thats wild... you all are reblogging a different version of me, another person entirely. i hope you little people on my phone are doing okay, i hope youre getting rest, i hope you still play your fantasy game with weird dice. just know that i love you, even though i dont know you and you dont know me. someday we will understand all of this.

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ludinus would be one of those dudes in the "am i the asshole" subreddit with a title that sounds like a really obviously benign thing but then you open it and it's the most batshit insane thing you've ever read.

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I always go back to Fearne and the first ExU round table. How everyone describes this chaotic menace that she is, how she doesn't fear anyone or anything and how the Bells Hells (And the Crown Keepers) changed her... How, maybe, when someone in the Fey Realm got hurt she didn't care much and now just the thought of Imogen getting carried on her dreams/nightmares makes her shout worringly.

God, how I love Fearne Calloway and the Chaotic Good mess she is.

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guys i KNOW you miss my darling presence on your dash but since i havent watched the last 4 cr episodes im not engaging in this mess so i can enjoy them afterwards ill be back, me thinks

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max is the most lesbian that has ever lesbianed

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This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

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SOMEONE CALL THE UNIVERSITY STUDENTS!

Are you tired of your players always taking too long to solve a mystery? Or have they never touched a book and don't even know how to do it in a fantasy setting?

Well, your problems are over! I present to you the DMing asset that I like to call "Someone call the university students!"

Based off a popular idiom in my country, all you need for this asset is to introduce an experienced NPC before your playes go on a little treasure hunt. Ranging from a detective to an archmage, they can be anyone!

Mainly they are just there so your players don't get extremely stuck and eventually get bored! So, put that quirky librarian that just knows a little too much about dragons because they decided to major in Draconic Ages in University and just so happens to be nice enough to help the party!

And you wanna know the best part?

They don't need to tell them everything or be entirely correct (C'mon, they are undergraduates, they don't know their own class schedule). So, use it as your heart desires!

As a bonus I will present to you my top 3:

Wizard student that is paid minimun wage at the local library and absolutely loves to read the monster section, fictional and factual, and occasionally mixes up the two (Use it when you are mad at your players)

Old fella that lives close to the crime scene, and has seen some shit, but doesn't like cops so they only talk to the party about it (Use it when they are about to incriminate the wrong person and you don't want them to wreck the game by accidently sending the Grand Minister to prison)

Shop worker that has literally nothing else to do other than listen to tales from travelers, as a hobby she keeps tabs of all the ruins on the area and, for the right price, might help the party (Use it in any circumstance).

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CROATIA U WILL PAY FOR THIS!!

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Nenhum juiz fodia tanto o Brasil assim desde Sérgio Moro

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CANALHA

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fuck it!!  reblog this and say one (1) (or more if you want to) nice thing about the person you reblogged this from.  it can literally be about anything– just spread some positivity and make this hellsite just a little more bearable!

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I watched wednesday and im so sorry wenclair fam I did not see it :/ im still on aroace wednesday team

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LOOK WHOS BACK HA

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uni entrance exam coming up, gonna disappear for a while, see ya in a week

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It’s my opinion that like if a white supremacist/Nazi is going to be reformed. They need to do so willingly. The only times I’ve heard of successful rehabilitation of fascists is when they made the conscious decision to no longer be one anymore and seek atonement. People who try to like hug and change fascists that don’t want to change are fucking morons

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watching the last episode of calamity and sobbing at laerryn and loquatius WHAT THE FUCK