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There is still good stuff on Facebook

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all porn online is basal and revolting so ive started jerking it to the smell of isopropyl alcohol

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*2025 kindergarten roll call* benrey?

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Jerry plot: I want to fuck this girl but I forgot the name of her dog.

George plot: Steinmeier wants me to bring peace to the middle east or I'll get fired!

Kramer plot:

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There is a group of people I play multiplayer mtg with, but as a competent deckbuilder who is not dating any of them I am cast into this role I have dubbed "The vizier". Meaning, I am, by this definition, the clear villain, but must advise players and alert them to the schemes my keen eyes spot across tables to survive.

"You must listen to me closely. I hold not threat to you. I am mearly trying to survive... I may be gaining counters, but he is one card away from completing his combo. You must fear the squirrels my lord, do not be deceived. They plot for your demise"

"Do not listen to his pleas of innocence. He carries with him the means for colorless mana. The stench of the eldrazi. You must end him before he becomes a threat not just for you, but the whole kingdom"

"think carefully with your target of banishment my lord. When have I harmed you? What is a single lifepoint between friends? But there across the board lies a much greater target! I ask you, what use would a man such as him have for double strike?

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the other day i opened the notes of some post and someone had left a comment so empathetic and gracefully worded that i wanted to see what else they had to say so i clicked on their blog and it was entirely invader zim porn

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Good naps will have you sleeping in poses usually reserved for dead insects

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nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problème

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eraserhead baby would be wild to party with

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2024 gonna be my year fr

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What's the worst way your OTP could become canon? The one that would make you most go from "aaaww yes" to "holy crap NO WHAT'S HAPPENING WHY".

probably if one of them died right after?? or during?? the canonization?? i’d be a wreck aha

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sexual knifeplay is indicative of weak character. I could never get aroused from being stabbed because that would mean that I failed to parry it

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Waited months for you to reopen anon asks just to tell you you are one of the stupidest people I've ever some across. And unfollow.

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look at my creature