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bullets autumn ༄˖°.🍂.ೃ࿔*:･☕️

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at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

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happy bullets season

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Stone-hewn graves at Heysham, Lancashire. Believed to be 11th Century. 

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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

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the line “your worst sin is that you’ve betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing” is so raw you’d think it’s from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it’s actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment

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ate my microwave tv dinner on a fancy plate tonight B)

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cats are really useful for when you need a small animal to sit 10-15 feet away from you and stare at you with unceasing neutrality

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anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

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ive bitten six people so far this year by hiding in the rack of sweaters and lunging when someone reaches out to touch them but the banana republic staff cant put me down cause im an endangered species

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