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Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

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Source: Dorothy Parker FB

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what if we explored each other’s bodies [not sex] [i open your ribcage up and start messing around in that thang]

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Achilles wouldn’t have died if he was wearing OSHA approved work boots.

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hey peanut~

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4 hours sleep gang rise up

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Referred to as “the Dusseldorf patient” to protect his privacy, researchers said he is the fifth confirmed case of an HIV cure. Although the details of his successful treatment were first announced at a conference in 2019, researchers could not confirm he had been officially cured at that time.

Today, researchers announced the Dusseldorf patient still has no detectable virus in his body, even after stopping his HIV medication four years ago.

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when your friend is in january 1st and you’re in december 31st

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Star date 55000.7- The enterprise is currently suffering a blackout at the hands of an electricity-eating creature. Unfortunately, it has been difficult to tell my first officer and the creature apart.

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happy new year. may we see a free palestine in 2025

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