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what if vampires are like mosquitoes and only the ladies drink blood
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The guy behind the counter at the post office was just like, "can I getcha anything else? Stamps? Pint of blood?" And the ten seconds it took me to remember my mask has vampire teeth printed on it was the longest most bewildering moment of my year so far
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YES vampires get chapped lips idk
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Nadja in What We Do in the Shadows 2.05: Colin’s Promotion.
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Let’s talk about blood, Mr. Vincent. it’s very precious to me.
Fright Night Part 2 (1988) // dir. Tommy Lee Wallace
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do u know how sexy i would be if i was a vampire??
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