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finding out there is EPIC AT KARAOKE

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I love Athena’s awkward dancing during Hera’s part in God Games

Look at her

Go white girl go

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So zeus really was like

"Play monopoly with me"

And Athena was like "oh ok"

And Zeus was like "how fucking dare you play a game" and hit her with the monopoly board

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She's still getting used to being an aunt

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Athena in the Wisdom Saga be like

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Odysseus has a habit of looking to Eurylochus for things (see: ‘Eurylochus get the harpoons’ ‘Eurylochus go make sure this island is secure’ and ‘Eurylochus light up six torch-)

Anyways

If Odysseus at some point in Act 2 turns around to ask for something from his second in command and realises he’s not there anymore I’m going to curl up in a ball and cry.

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"What's a title that a goddess can give, if I never sleep at night?" vs "Maybe, if I help another soul, maybe, if I helped you reach your goal, life could be that bright, I could sleep at night..."

they shared that title, they were the warriors of the mind!! and what was that title worth, in the end? if neither of them ever slept at night?

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and maybe, if i help another soul

i could sleep at night

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"You're not looking for a mentor, I'm not looking for a friend."

"I had a friend before and he was a lot like you."

Hey now. You can't just say that to me.

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ares’ little “is she dead?” is so funny cuz sir you could at least try to sound concerned 😭😭 i imagine he’s poking her with his sword to check

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iM CRYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

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we'll be fine has me bawling, i'm not okay

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Athena is not the step father she is the father that STEPPED UP 🔝🔝🔝🔝

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I know life and fate are scary But I wanna be legendary

Real life disney-princess coded Telemachus. The family is complete