valyrianthorns
valyrian thorns
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gremlin fan behaviour | mid-30s lol
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valyrianthorns · 2 months ago
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finding out there is EPIC AT KARAOKE
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valyrianthorns · 2 months ago
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valyrianthorns · 2 months ago
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I love Athena’s awkward dancing during Hera’s part in God Games
Look at her
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Go white girl go
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valyrianthorns · 2 months ago
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So zeus really was like
"Play monopoly with me"
And Athena was like "oh ok"
And Zeus was like "how fucking dare you play a game" and hit her with the monopoly board
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valyrianthorns · 2 months ago
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She's still getting used to being an aunt
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valyrianthorns · 2 months ago
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valyrianthorns · 2 months ago
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Athena in the Wisdom Saga be like
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valyrianthorns · 2 months ago
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Odysseus has a habit of looking to Eurylochus for things (see: ‘Eurylochus get the harpoons’ ‘Eurylochus go make sure this island is secure’ and ‘Eurylochus light up six torch-)
Anyways
If Odysseus at some point in Act 2 turns around to ask for something from his second in command and realises he’s not there anymore I’m going to curl up in a ball and cry.
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valyrianthorns · 2 months ago
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valyrianthorns · 2 months ago
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"What's a title that a goddess can give, if I never sleep at night?" vs "Maybe, if I help another soul, maybe, if I helped you reach your goal, life could be that bright, I could sleep at night..."
they shared that title, they were the warriors of the mind!! and what was that title worth, in the end? if neither of them ever slept at night?
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valyrianthorns · 2 months ago
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and maybe, if i help another soul
i could sleep at night
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valyrianthorns · 2 months ago
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"You're not looking for a mentor, I'm not looking for a friend."
"I had a friend before and he was a lot like you."
Hey now. You can't just say that to me.
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valyrianthorns · 2 months ago
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ares’ little “is she dead?” is so funny cuz sir you could at least try to sound concerned 😭😭 i imagine he’s poking her with his sword to check
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valyrianthorns · 2 months ago
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iM CRYING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
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valyrianthorns · 2 months ago
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we'll be fine has me bawling, i'm not okay
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valyrianthorns · 2 months ago
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Athena is not the step father she is the father that STEPPED UP 🔝🔝🔝🔝
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valyrianthorns · 2 months ago
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I know life and fate are scary But I wanna be legendary
Real life disney-princess coded Telemachus. The family is complete
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