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Sage: you know, I think we should try a non-violent approach to this

Reyna: Agreed. But replace "non" with "extremely"

Raze: and after the word "violent" add "Blood Explosion Extraordinaire"

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side note, it's a quote blog. if we make something, we use the quote format + source. if people see their post here, they're free to ask us to take it down, or re-credit. incorrect quote blogs are all over tumblr, it's hardly a new thing.

if you see a post that's yours and you don't like it being up, let us know. 90% of our stuff is from tv shows, but some are from creators.

if we know the source, it's in the tags but this is a quote blog??

stop stealing people's posts you fucking weirdo

no

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stop stealing people's posts you fucking weirdo

no

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breach n raze literally have the dynamic of a big dog and a kitten that lays right on top of it.

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Jett: They should invent money that is in my bank account

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Fade: I slept for 12 hours, but I still might be tired so let's go for 12 more just in case

Viper: That's a coma.

Fade: Sounds festive

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*Killjoy and Raze skipping stones on a lake*

Killjoy: It's such a beautiful evening

Raze, under her breath: Take that you fucking lake

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Raze: I love sleep overs!

Killjoy: This isn't a sleepover, you're in the hospital

Raze: Then why do I have this nightgown?

Killjoy: That's a hospital gown

Raze: Truth or dare?

Killjoy:

Raze:

Killjoy: Dare.

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Neon: I wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

Phoenix: A dentist

Killjoy: I don't know what your dentist is doing to you, but I think you need to go to the police

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Sova probably ties a messy bun better than most of us.

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Killjoy, to Raze: You alright babe? you hardly said cows when we passed that field of cows

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Jett: Don't worry, I've still got a few knives up my sleeve

Chamber: Don't you mean cards up your sleeve?

Jett: Nope!

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Astra: 'Source?' bro, divine intuition

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Raze: You know, come to think of it, I don't believe those men were ever truly sorry for party rocking

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Neon: I have no relevant skills

Neon: I am unpleasant to work with

Neon: I like to cause problems

Brimstone: hm.... Hired.

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Reyna: I keep forgetting that some of the younger agents look up to me and what I say.

Reyna, to Neon: Uh... Don't do drugs... Stay in school... Walk the dog... Be critical of oppressive power structures... Good kid.

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Viper: I just wanna throw out that I'm not flirting nor playing hard to get, I'm just naturally funny and impressive while being not interested.