leader of the local PTA fight club //mod is percy, 20s, they/he/fae pronouns// please note this Val is very different from MCU canon Val and is only inspired by her origins up until becoming Queen of New Asgard.
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I miss homoerotic fighting so much.
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But then there'd be no reason for you to spoil me.
Maybe if I sprawl out suggestively in bed--
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Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.
Maybe if I sprawl out suggestively in bed--
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I went to a gas station to get a slushie for Icarus because she's been under the weather lately and I thought it'd cheer her up. Someone was trying to rob it so I intervened and just taunted the shit out of them until they stabbed me, then I knocked them out and left.
... it's a nice knife, isn't it?
Maybe if I sprawl out suggestively in bed--
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Someone random. I... sort of antagonized the situation.
Maybe if I sprawl out suggestively in bed--
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Maybe if I sprawl out suggestively in bed--
#getting stabbed is inherently a romantic scenario in the making#someone help me take advantage of this goddammit
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Only if I can't find someone to patch me up. I'm healing quicker these days, it'll be fine. Also I didn't get stabbed that deep.
Val walked in with a knife sticking out of her and when I gasped, she said it's okay, they said they don't need it back
BECAUSE THAT'S WAS I WAS WORRIED ABOUT?!
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It's a nice knife!
Val walked in with a knife sticking out of her and when I gasped, she said it's okay, they said they don't need it back
BECAUSE THAT'S WAS I WAS WORRIED ABOUT?!
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You're missing the upside of this: I get a free knife!
Val walked in with a knife sticking out of her and when I gasped, she said it's okay, they said they don't need it back
BECAUSE THAT'S WAS I WAS WORRIED ABOUT?!
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I never damage it! It's just a fun little exercise.
Sometimes I pick up Darryls car and move it exactly a foot and a half backwards. Just to see if he'll notice.
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Sometimes I pick up Darryls car and move it exactly a foot and a half backwards. Just to see if he'll notice.
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It's all me, just don't go/ Meet me in the afterglow
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*hugs him back immediately*
Maybe mom wants a hug
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Yeah, they wanted to plan activities out for the fall ahead of time but kept waffling, it was annoying as shit.
You know you've had a little too much of people outside the house when someone asks you the most benign question and you want to throw down with them immediately
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A very long and aggravating PTA meeting that has me feeling a little bitchy.
You know you've had a little too much of people outside the house when someone asks you the most benign question and you want to throw down with them immediately
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Unless you already know me do not speak to me for the next three business days
You know you've had a little too much of people outside the house when someone asks you the most benign question and you want to throw down with them immediately
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